A Bird Reviews My Book

April 3, 2008 By Guest Contributor 5 Comments

An email message I don’t get every day, courtesy of Katie:

… I’m sitting at a picnic table right now and a bird pooped about 1/2 a foot away from me and it splattered onto your book… I feel like I should apologize for letting a bird poop on your book. So… Sorry.)

You let my book touch a picnic table?

That’s just wrong…


[tags]atheist, atheism[/tags]

Filed Under: General 5 Comments
  • http://mnatheists.org Bjorn Watland

    What an excellent way to increase sales! More bird poop! More bird poop!

  • http://liberal-debutante.com Katie Kish

    I’ll be completely honest here – I’m glad your book was the shield or it would have been on my shirt.

  • Sam

    God reviewed your book. He didn’t like it so much.

  • http://heathendad.blogspot.com/ HappyNat

    Seems like God would have better aim than that.

  • http://terahertz.wordpress.com THz

    I guess the bird came from Westboro Baptist Church.