Last week, I ran this contest:
If religions were flavors of ice cream, what flavors would they be and why…?
Here are the Top 5 responses (with submitters)!
Jehovah’s Almond Fudge because its flavor is just heavenly and more than a little nutty.
I just envision someone with a picket sign reading, “It’s Ben & MARY, not Ben & Jerry!”…
Judaism ice cream is whatever flavor your mother slaved over for days to make for you, and aggravated her arthritis, so would it hurt you to call her once in a while?
I’ll go with chocolate, because it’s copied in so many other flavours, and no matter how much, people keep eating it right up.
Neapolitan, because they only choose the parts they like and leave the parts they don’t.
Congratulations to the winners! The top three will be receiving specially-made Friendly Atheist wristbands (in the color of their choice), sent to me by blog reader Shauna and her sister Danni!
If you’d like to win your own wristband, here is the new contest (sticking with the previous theme):
Fill in the blanks:
Atheists are like _______ because _______________.
Atheism is like _______ because _______________.
Funny and creative answers will have a shot at winning.
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