~ adopted human Mother of 3 feline daughters

Makes me sad to watch, though, because my kitty somehow broke her lower right canine last night, and she’s at the vet dentist getting it fixed right now.

The banana is obviously possessed.

Clearly you haven’t studied string theory.

Pardon me, I have to go shoot myself now.

“Boy, what kind of kittens do you have there?” The preacher asked the young boy.

“They’re christian kittens, sir” the boy replied. So the preacher, nods, smiles and walks along. Two weeks later he comes across the same boy and asks “How are those christian kittens doing?” The boy smiles at him, looks up and says “Oh, they’re not christian kittens anymore”

The preacher, shocked by this exclaims “What… why not?!?” The boy continues to smile and looks at him, “Well, ya see, now they’re eyes are open and they’re atheists.”

From http://www.atheistalliance.org/

You know, many cats are simply appalled by the smell of bananas.

That’s just what they want you to believe. It’s all part of the smokescreen erected by the atheist cat cabal!