In Case You Want to Make Good with the Lord

If you still don’t feel comfortable after reserving your spot in Heaven, there’s another way to save your soul.

You can still pay indulgences to the Catholic Church!

I have committed a sin…

I seek absolution.

I am purchasing an indulgence for .

After filling out the checklist o’ sins, turns out I owe the Pope a small fortune. Which I won’t be able to pay.

I am *so* going to Hell now.

(Thanks to Jeff for the link!)


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