If you still don’t feel comfortable after reserving your spot in Heaven, there’s another way to save your soul.
You can still pay indulgences to the Catholic Church!
I seek absolution.
I am purchasing an indulgence for .
After filling out the checklist o’ sins, turns out I owe the Pope a small fortune. Which I won’t be able to pay.
I am *so* going to Hell now.
(Thanks to Jeff for the link!)
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