Comments on: You Get Five Demerits http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/05/03/you-get-five-demerits/ by Hemant Mehta Sun, 27 May 2012 16:35:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 By: Allytude http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/05/03/you-get-five-demerits/#comment-177428 Allytude Mon, 02 Jun 2008 17:23:46 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/03/you-get-five-demerits/#comment-177428 Laughing about the "nether regions" = more demerits... Imagining the nether regions..... priceless demerits... For the rest there is master card- sorry it kind of builds up like that Laughing about the “nether regions” = more demerits…
Imagining the nether regions….. priceless demerits…

For the rest there is master card- sorry it kind of builds up like that

]]> By: Siamang http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/05/03/you-get-five-demerits/#comment-160442 Siamang Sun, 04 May 2008 05:22:30 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/03/you-get-five-demerits/#comment-160442 That sounds a lot like Father Guido Sarducci's old routine about how sins are tabulated in the afterlife. <blockquote>Life is a job. You get $14.50 a day, but after you die, you have to pay for your sins. Stealing a hubcap is around $100. Masterbation is 35 cents (it doesn't seem like much, but it adds up). If there's money left when you subtract what you owe from what you've earned, you can go to heaven. If not, you have to go back to work (sort of like reincarnation - many nuns are Mafia guys working it off).</blockquote> That sounds a lot like Father Guido Sarducci’s old routine about how sins are tabulated in the afterlife.

Life is a job. You get $14.50 a day, but after you die, you have to pay for your sins. Stealing a hubcap is around $100. Masterbation is 35 cents (it doesn’t seem like much, but it adds up). If there’s money left when you subtract what you owe from what you’ve earned, you can go to heaven. If not, you have to go back to work (sort of like reincarnation – many nuns are Mafia guys working it off).

]]> By: Randall http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/05/03/you-get-five-demerits/#comment-160411 Randall Sun, 04 May 2008 02:41:22 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/03/you-get-five-demerits/#comment-160411 I really think that sending people to Hell, for any length of time, for watching a Mike Myers movie is unfair. I mean, come <strong>on</strong>! These people have just watched a Mike Myers movie! How much more suffering do they have to take? I really think that sending people to Hell, for any length of time, for watching a Mike Myers movie is unfair. I mean, come on! These people have just watched a Mike Myers movie! How much more suffering do they have to take?

]]> By: Mr Embiggen http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/05/03/you-get-five-demerits/#comment-160398 Mr Embiggen Sun, 04 May 2008 00:42:50 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/03/you-get-five-demerits/#comment-160398 Thank you for this info. I now plan to watch the movie precisely 46.3756 times. Or hopefully until I believe that Mike Myers is a guru – that should really earn some serious demerits. Then I need to find me a seeker and to quote Monty Python, I will fart in his general direction. Thank you for this info. I now plan to watch the movie precisely 46.3756 times. Or hopefully until I believe that Mike Myers is a guru – that should really earn some serious demerits. Then I need to find me a seeker and to quote Monty Python, I will fart in his general direction.

]]> By: Karen http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/05/03/you-get-five-demerits/#comment-160331 Karen Sat, 03 May 2008 20:29:34 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/03/you-get-five-demerits/#comment-160331 I've heard of the "nether regions" but I don't think that's what they're talking about ... I’ve heard of the “nether regions” but I don’t think that’s what they’re talking about …

]]> By: Jen http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/05/03/you-get-five-demerits/#comment-160313 Jen Sat, 03 May 2008 19:50:37 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/03/you-get-five-demerits/#comment-160313 I think Mike Myers will go to Hell simply for being himself, and for making some of the worst movies ever. Thanks, btw, Mike, for ruining Dr Suess. I think Mike Myers will go to Hell simply for being himself, and for making some of the worst movies ever. Thanks, btw, Mike, for ruining Dr Suess.

]]> By: Stacy http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/05/03/you-get-five-demerits/#comment-160301 Stacy Sat, 03 May 2008 18:52:13 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/03/you-get-five-demerits/#comment-160301 I think Mike Meyers will end up in the seventh circle of Hell just by default for making such a ridiculous movie. The trailer looked like a bad Honda Oddysey commercial outtake. I think Mike Meyers will end up in the seventh circle of Hell just by default for making such a ridiculous movie. The trailer looked like a bad Honda Oddysey commercial outtake.

]]> By: Einmaliger http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/05/03/you-get-five-demerits/#comment-160300 Einmaliger Sat, 03 May 2008 18:47:03 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/03/you-get-five-demerits/#comment-160300 He's right, making such a movie costs 30 units (only 25 if you have the "priest class" or a holy symbol of level 2 or higher), but he seems to forget that the makers of the movie recently unlocked a secret bonus level where you can buy back up to 100 units plus you get a power-up that gives you unlimited ammo in the netherworld map 4 and 7. He’s right, making such a movie costs 30 units (only 25 if you have the “priest class” or a holy symbol of level 2 or higher), but he seems to forget that the makers of the movie recently unlocked a secret bonus level where you can buy back up to 100 units plus you get a power-up that gives you unlimited ammo in the netherworld map 4 and 7.

]]> By: miller http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/05/03/you-get-five-demerits/#comment-160274 miller Sat, 03 May 2008 17:27:44 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/03/you-get-five-demerits/#comment-160274 Apparently, <a href="http://blog.beliefnet.com/choprafamily/2008/04/love-guru-hindu-lions-and-holl.html" rel="nofollow">Deepak Chopra</a> supports the movie. I don't know if that's good or bad. Apparently, Deepak Chopra supports the movie. I don’t know if that’s good or bad.

]]> By: miller http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/05/03/you-get-five-demerits/#comment-160271 miller Sat, 03 May 2008 17:14:27 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/03/you-get-five-demerits/#comment-160271 I'm interested to learn that murdering a seeker is twice as bad as murdering an average person, which is apparently just as bad as making a comedy about gurus. I’m interested to learn that murdering a seeker is twice as bad as murdering an average person, which is apparently just as bad as making a comedy about gurus.

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