Retired priests and nuns are getting ready for what I can only assume will be the Final Battle:
The duelling pensioners at Melbourne’s Catholic Homes Corpus Christi, most of whom are former priests and nuns, have spent nine months learning to lunge like Zorro – with a little help from their Zimmer frames and instructor Joseph D’Onofrio, 73.
Wait for it…
“It’s very unusual at our age,” said 93-year-old Sister Delores Kirby, a retired nun of the Faithful Companions of Jesus order.
“It’s a challenge. I’m always a bit afraid I might fall over.”
I can’t just sit here and let them gain an upper edge on me.
As soon as summer begins, I am *so* taking up sumo wrestling.
You know… the sport of atheists.
(via Balance and Paradox)