A Bible-Based Game

Chad created a fun little game.

Replace certain words in the Bible and see what comes up.

Like a warped version of Mad Libs.

Here’s what he tried:

  • God: Jimmy Buffett
  • Jesus: Jack Johnson
  • Lord: Guitarist
  • Christ: Badass

And the results?

  • And Jimmy Buffett called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and Jimmy Buffett saw that it was good.
  • And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jack Johnson, who is called Badass.
  • Honour all men. Love the brotherhood. Fear Jimmy Buffett. Honour the king.

Not too bad… What else can you come up with?


[tags]atheist, atheism, Christian, Bible, Christianity[/tags]

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  • http://www.chedstone.com Roy McKenzie

    Clever. How about with Star Wars characters…

    And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Luke Skywalker, who is called Whiney Baby.

  • http://blog.scriptedfailures.com Jim

    I regularly equate Robert Smith with God, so that would make a good replacement.

    “Suddenly a great company of the heavenly host appeared with the angel, praising Robert Smith and saying, “Glory to Robert Smith in the highest, and on earth peace to men on whom his favor rests.””