Comments on: It’s Not Pink or Invisible…

By: Polly

Polly — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 15:39:07 +0000

I see a potentially beneficial mutation. I hope bible-literalists take note. This is how EVOLUTION works.

Gooooo Darwin!!!

By: Derek

Derek — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:17:08 +0000

I thought a unicorn was a horse with a horn, not an already-horned creature with a defect. Also, unicorns are white or light purple, magical, glowing, and are marketed to little girls.

You’re missing the point. If you define a unicorn as “a deer with a horn”, then obviously unicorns do exist. Therefore, since unicorns are pink and magical, magical pink unicorns exist. QED.

We just need to figure out what that defect is.

My guess? Quantum fluctations in the background radiation. It’s the one place we haven’t looked yet!

By: stogoe

stogoe — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 15:06:27 +0000

I thought a unicorn was a horse with a horn, not an already-horned creature with a defect. Also, unicorns are white or light purple, magical, glowing, and are marketed to little girls.

Yeah, they used to show Mountain Goats with one horn at the circus. This isn't a unicorn - a unicorn is a white sparkly horse with a spiral magic narwhal horn. Or an Elasmotherium.

By: Allyson

Allyson — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 14:10:39 +0000

Well if the “unicorn” can now be explained by an animal with a genetic abnormality . . . that means god is some sort of defect in nature. We just need to figure out what that defect is.

By: Paul

Paul — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 13:39:52 +0000

I thought a unicorn was a horse with a horn, not an already-horned creature with a defect. Also, unicorns are white or light purple, magical, glowing, and are marketed to little girls.

By: miller

miller — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 05:59:19 +0000

So does this disprove the Invisible Pink Unicorn the same way the Babel fish disproves God?

By: Heather

Heather — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 05:47:10 +0000

Hemant asks, “What do we do?!”

I say, “Break out the bananas.”

By: efrique

efrique — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 05:24:07 +0000

Where’s the fart-rainbows?

By: Mythprogrammer

Mythprogrammer — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 02:06:32 +0000

Before god can appear, doesn’t Bigfoot have to make an appearance?

By: Jen

Jen — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 02:03:35 +0000

I want to cover it in glitter and ride it everywhere! All my dreams are coming true!