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Ohh… so *that* explains it:
(via Freethunk by Jeff Swenson and Humanist Network News)
Oh, come on! At least play fair with the Christians. Everybody knows that God does not wear a baseball cap and drink beer out of a cup.
What makes you so sure it’s beer?
Maybe he’s on a health kick and it’s a pomegranate and green tea smoothie.
Or maybe it’s communion wine, which is supposed to be the blood of his son, who is actually himself, which would make him a cannibal, right? Or a vampire. Either way, it’s gross.
Why, that’s a Coke cup–probably Diet Coke. Diet Coke? Hey, I think I could believe in a God who drinks Diet Coke!
So that’s it! God’s heapsort algorithm has its comparison function reversed! Damn lazy programmers not checking their work…
I think I’ll send this to anyone who didn’t ‘get’ Kathy Griffin’s ‘suck it Jesus’ speech when she won her Emmy
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