Comments on: Post Rapture Pets

By: Glen

Glen — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 19:18:41 +0000

Ok, I’m a little out of my box here as a Christian, however one with a sense of humor. That was funny and creative!

All have a great weekend!!
Glen

By: Sherri

Sherri — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 08:00:56 +0000

Christain here, who says that God, in his infinite wisdom didn’t
plan for animals to be there too? Perhaps believing in Jesus deity
as a prerequisite to being “raptured” & spending eternity in Heaven
only applies to those with cognitive ability.
I believe that my God is big enough & loving enough to plan for
my animals as well as for me.
Sherri

By: Cathleen

Cathleen — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 07:11:26 +0000

Lord love a duck….really. I just heard about this today on the Stephanie Miller Show on Air America. Thought it was a joke, still not absolutely certain. Because I am a Lesbian, living in a committed relationship, its a given I won’t make the cut therefore, 1). How much should we charge and 2) Where do we sign up?

By: Dawn

Dawn — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 22:34:50 +0000

Where does that leave the liberal Christians?

Personally, I think have the same chance as atheists. I think I’m going to start up a petsitting business….

By: mikespeir

mikespeir — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 13:07:06 +0000

If he were any kind of decent god, he’d save and “rapture” the pets, too. Then this would be a non-issue.

By: hoverFrog

hoverFrog — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 05:09:19 +0000

I think a mistake has been made here. Didn’t the bible say that the rapture would be “soon”? Given this overwhelming evidence it is clear to me that the rapture occured at least 1900 years ago. We’ve missed the rapture express.

By: Awesomesauce

Awesomesauce — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 05:08:48 +0000

Hey >:(
My girlfriend is Asian!!!

…

She also laughed her ass off when she read this.

By: Jen

Jen — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 04:51:17 +0000

I really do think there is good money to be made on this rapture business.

Although- do you want to be raptured by a god that hates your pets?

By: MathMike

MathMike — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:15:51 +0000

This leaves me with the question of how much to charge? I think I’ll set it up like a pre-paid funeral service. You can come by a decide which one of my raptured neighbors homes you would like your pet to live out eternity in. charge by the number of rooms in the home, and it’s proximity to my home.

By: cipher

cipher — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 22:21:37 +0000

Pretty likely to be Raptured. Will write strong letter to congressman if not.

It has to be a parody. If not – it really ought to be illegal to be this dumb.