The Crocoduck Has Evolved

It looks like someone playing a pre-release version of the video game Spore has created the infamous Crocoduck:


And with that, Kirk Cameron has been defeated in one fell swoop.

[tags]atheist, atheism[/tags]

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  • Awesomesauce

    Crocoduck, I choose you!

  • mikespeir

    Looks like he’s been hit in the rump with three arrows.

  • nullifidian

    Damn! And I was going to get it for just this reason! 😉

  • Allytude

    But what would his name me?

  • DSimon

    I’ve been playing the leaked version of this, and I’ve already got a fair army of Lovecraftian horrors dancing at my bidding. It’s especially amusing putting mouths at the ends of arms and legs.

  • Rebecca

    Ah, I can’t wait for this game to come out!

  • Jack

    There will be a new annual award presented to the most brazen creationist in his/her attempt to discredit scientific facts. The “Golden Crocoduck” will be awarded every October 28th.

    See details here:

  • nullifidian

    @Jack: Awesome! Another reason to celebrate that day (which just happens to be my birthday!) 😉

  • Matt Stone

    Oh dear, Kirk Cameron been at it again has he? I’ve seen his banana video but that this is the first time I’ve heard of this one. I suppose as a consolation this is ample evidence of the egalitarianism of Christianity. We accept anyone, even village idiots.

  • ben

    Hah! That was one of the first things I made too! or if you prefer bit torrent.