You know this wouldn’t be a story at all if he had a different first name…
But when you get caught selling cocaine near a church and your name is God, headline writers everywhere are smiling.
Watch how they play with this…:
- ‘God’ arrested for selling cocaine (link)
- God accused of selling cocaine near Tampa church (link)
- Police Arrest ‘God’ On Drug Charges Outside Church (link)
- God Busted For Selling Coke Near A Church (link)
- God facing drug charges (link)
- Police: ‘God’ sold cocaine near church (link)
- God Sells Cocaine In Tampa (link)
I’m just glad his name wasn’t Atheist.
(Thanks to all of you who sent in the link!)
[tags]atheist, atheism, God Lucky Howard[/tags]