How do you completely butcher an article about atheists?
If you’re Chuck Colson, just say we don’t exist and insult us.
It wins us over every time…:
On a cross-country flight some years ago, we hit severe turbulence. The gentleman in the seat next to me who had been insisting vehemently that he was an atheist shouted out loud, “God help us.”
Yes, even atheists pray because the image of God is implanted in us. Independent studies have showed that we yearn to know God. It’s the way we’re wired. So to be an atheist takes a stubborn refusal to acknowledge that which deep down we all know to be true.
I have, in fact, never met an atheist. When a person professes to be one, I ask him to offer me the proof that God does not exist. I’ve never had anyone successfully respond to that question. Most retreat and say they’re really agnostics. I then ask them if they have examined every religion exhaustively. Their answer is usually no. I explain they cannot be agnostics unless they are sure that God can’t be known.
There are no atheists. There are simply people whose pride overwhelms their innate knowledge.
That’s it. That’s all he has to say on the matter. It’s amazing how he packs that much $#!% into a few paragaphs…
Let’s get this straight. Agnostics can’t exist unless they’ve “examined every religion exhaustively.” Yet, Colson will quickly claim no atheists exist… I doubt he’s met every self-proclaimed atheist in the world to convince them otherwise with his impeccable logic.
And if the atheist on the plane said nothing, I doubt Colson would have changed his mind. By his logic, any atheist saying “bless you” when someone sneezes means they actually believe in God.
Of course, atheists are not refusing to acknowledge God. We deny the whole God story in the first place.
While we’re at it, as soon as Colson disproves the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I’ll disprove his God.
You want to have some real fun? Read the comments on his posting.