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This is everything I love all rolled into one.
Barack Obama and babies in boxes.
All I need now is money for shipping.
And a child.
I love it! And I’m passing it on to all my friends with babies!!
Can I ship myself in the box?
I have the vacation days.
I just can’t decide if I’d want a Hug or Hope.
What’s the cheapest way to ship a baby to Obama? If I write some words on my baby’s belly with a magic marker, does she qualify for Media Mail shipping? Also, I don’t feel like driving all the way to the Post Office; I’ll just mail my baby from the corner mail box. On Friday. After 7pm.
Can I mail my 14 year old?
If he doesn’t eat the baby, I’m not impressed.