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Why shoot yourself? If he’s omniscient and all that, he won’t forget between now and whenever death comes naturally…. And if he really, really wants to discuss it now, he’s allegedly got the ability to arrange it without your assistance.
Well, if you believe in predestination then he can’t be upset, he predestined you to flip him off.
In Soviet Russia, bird flips YOU!
No matter which finger you extend, there are three fingers pointing back at you.
Damn, that’s good, Can I borrow it?
Yes, I give it to you, palms up, all fingers open. 🙂
Now that‘s a friendly atheist!
Sounds more like an anti-theist theist to me…
Interesting. This post goes well with a “Hate God” chaser.