God Will Do What to Me?

Here’s an amusing song to brighten your day :)

Umm… NSFW lyrics.

***Update***: The song is called “Hand Of The Almighty!” by John Butler. Thanks to Derek for passing along the info!

***Update2***: There’s a video!

(Thanks to Mark for the link!)


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  • Eliza

    ROFL!

    “Southern Christian Barbershop Quartet”…for real?

  • Derek H.

    No. This is a song from 2003 called “The Hand of the Almighty” by John Butler. I know Hemant had no control, but I hate when people aren’t credited online. With his history, I know that if the information were there, he sure would have posted it.

  • http://friendlyatheist.com Hemant Mehta

    Derek — You’re right. I didn’t know that info! But I updated the post now. Thanks :)

  • Darryl

    I needed a good laugh. Makes the whole thing seem silly when you put it that way.

  • http://www.nullifidian.net/ nullifidian

    This song has been used as the intro music to The Atheist Experience a few times.

  • http://darwinsdagger.blogspot.com Darwin’s Dagger

    There is also a YouTube Video that I posted on my blog in February. Darwin’s Dagger: He’ll Fuck You Up

  • Ron in Houston

    Now that’s satire.

  • http://ondfly123.livejournal.com Betsy

    Reminds me of a song my sisters used to sing in our church (www.godsacres.org) when I was little called “God’s Gonna Get You For That!” though without the cursing! Used to bring the congregation to its feet.

  • Wet Mogwai

    Is there an mp3 link for this?

  • Yossarian

    I bet if I sent that to my wife’s fundy family, they’d love it (especially her brother). Poe’s law applies….

  • Atheist Okie

    There use to be a really awesome video of this where the quartet was a cartoon and they exchanged some words at the end, really funny.

    What happened to it?

  • TG

    This is the musician’s official website: http://johnrbutler.com/
    You can listen to more of his music and order a CD here: http://cdbaby.com/cd/johnrbutler
    I’ve listened to sound clips of most of the songs on “Surprise” and I’m impressed?the other songs are really funny, too!

    By the way, his name is John *R.* Butler. There is another, better-known musician from Australia named John Butler (of the John Butler Trio), which is why it is important to remember his middle initial.

  • TG

    This is the musician’s official website: http://johnrbutler.com/
    You can listen to more of his music and order a CD here: http://cdbaby.com/cd/johnrbutler
    I’ve listened to sound clips of most of the songs on “Surprise” and I’m impressed?the other songs are really funny, too!

    By the way, his name is John *R.* Butler. There is another, better-known musician from Australia named John Butler (of the John Butler Trio), which is why it is important to remember his middle initial.

  • TG

    This is the musician’s official website: http://johnrbutler.com/
    You can listen to more of his music and order a CD here: http://cdbaby.com/cd/johnrbutler
    I’ve listened to sound clips of most of the songs on “Surprise” and I’m impressed?the other songs are really funny, too!

    By the way, his name is John *R.* Butler. There is another, better-known musician from Australia named John Butler (of the John Butler Trio), which is why it is important to remember his middle initial.