We know bananas scare atheists because they were so intelligently designed.
But what scares theists?
A coconut or a pineapple?
Disco-Igno did the tests.
Which one will cause Ray to start shivering when he passes through the produce isle? Which one will give Kirk some praying pains? Which one will be… THE THEIST’S NIGHTMARE? Only one will remain standing.
This is *way* more comprehensive analysis than you ever thought possible…