The Theist’s Worst Nightmare?

I bet theists will blame human’s selective breeding for making such a shitty fruit.

I don’t know about fruit as theist nightmare, but high ranking in theist nightmare should be vagus nerve, specifically his bracnh called nervus laryngeus recurrens, or “recurrent laryngeal nerve”. This one inervates vocal tract, but instead going straight to larynx, it loops around so-called ductus arteriosus near heart, forming unnecessary long nerve, which is best demonstrated on giraffes, where this oddity means the nerve is several metres longer than easy straight alternative!

And BTW why the hell giraffes have same number of neck vertebrae as all other vertebrates have, if we assume that all organisms were created?