Comments on: Worshiping the Jesusphone http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/07/27/worshiping-the-jesusphone/ by Hemant Mehta Tue, 14 Feb 2012 08:36:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 By: Dana http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/07/27/worshiping-the-jesusphone/#comment-212277 Dana Wed, 30 Jul 2008 23:05:59 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/07/27/worshiping-the-jesusphone/#comment-212277 Dear Jesus, thank you for creating a digital version of your words and wisdom to guide us through these dark and trying times in our childhood. Granny still doesn't have a computer yet and mom and pop still don't know how to text message, but we are certain you will show them the way. Amen. Oh, and God, why isn't your contact number already programmed into this immaculate phone?! Just curious... we didn't know if you were available for text praying or not...Amen Dear Jesus, thank you for creating a digital version of your words and wisdom to guide us through these dark and trying times in our childhood. Granny still doesn’t have a computer yet and mom and pop still don’t know how to text message, but we are certain you will show them the way. Amen.

Oh, and God, why isn’t your contact number already programmed into this immaculate phone?! Just curious… we didn’t know if you were available for text praying or not…Amen

]]> By: John http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/07/27/worshiping-the-jesusphone/#comment-210795 John Mon, 28 Jul 2008 22:58:37 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/07/27/worshiping-the-jesusphone/#comment-210795 I'm sorry, but you have reached a wrong number.... I’m sorry, but you have reached a wrong number….

]]> By: ubi dubius http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/07/27/worshiping-the-jesusphone/#comment-210647 ubi dubius Mon, 28 Jul 2008 19:03:06 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/07/27/worshiping-the-jesusphone/#comment-210647 Go ahead Adam. Take a bite. Go ahead Adam. Take a bite.

]]> By: QrazyQat http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/07/27/worshiping-the-jesusphone/#comment-210602 QrazyQat Mon, 28 Jul 2008 17:32:46 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/07/27/worshiping-the-jesusphone/#comment-210602 Even God can't get us an unlocked iPhone. Even God can’t get us an unlocked iPhone.

]]> By: Axegrrl http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/07/27/worshiping-the-jesusphone/#comment-210597 Axegrrl Mon, 28 Jul 2008 17:26:34 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/07/27/worshiping-the-jesusphone/#comment-210597 Greta Christina said, <blockquote>It also gives a whole new meaning to that classic teen text, Are You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret.</blockquote> Good lord, i know the iPhone is a phone, mp3 player, GPS device, etc but don't tell me it's a tampon replacement <em>too</em>!!! Greta Christina said,

It also gives a whole new meaning to that classic teen text, Are You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret.

Good lord, i know the iPhone is a phone, mp3 player, GPS device, etc but don’t tell me it’s a tampon replacement too!!!

]]> By: Greta Christina http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/07/27/worshiping-the-jesusphone/#comment-210580 Greta Christina Mon, 28 Jul 2008 16:40:59 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/07/27/worshiping-the-jesusphone/#comment-210580 "Bless me, iPhone, for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last download." It also gives a whole new meaning to that classic teen text, Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret. “Bless me, iPhone, for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last download.”

It also gives a whole new meaning to that classic teen text, Are You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret.

]]> By: Meg http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/07/27/worshiping-the-jesusphone/#comment-210572 Meg Mon, 28 Jul 2008 16:25:21 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/07/27/worshiping-the-jesusphone/#comment-210572 Somebody beat me to claiming the source material, but here's what I'd planned to post: Our Steve, who art in Cupertino, Hallowed by thy reality distortion field... Somebody beat me to claiming the source material, but here’s what I’d planned to post:

Our Steve, who art in Cupertino,
Hallowed by thy reality distortion field…

]]> By: Andrew C. http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/07/27/worshiping-the-jesusphone/#comment-210527 Andrew C. Mon, 28 Jul 2008 15:11:18 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/07/27/worshiping-the-jesusphone/#comment-210527 iPhone Bigger Than The Beatles Bigger Than Jesus iPhone

Bigger Than The Beatles

Bigger Than Jesus

]]> By: elf_man http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/07/27/worshiping-the-jesusphone/#comment-210524 elf_man Mon, 28 Jul 2008 15:06:06 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/07/27/worshiping-the-jesusphone/#comment-210524 "Hey God, can you hear me now? Oh wait, this shit isn't verizon." “Hey God, can you hear me now?
Oh wait, this shit isn’t verizon.”

]]> By: Spook http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/07/27/worshiping-the-jesusphone/#comment-210511 Spook Mon, 28 Jul 2008 14:41:23 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/07/27/worshiping-the-jesusphone/#comment-210511 "We're still waiting on that whole 'second coming' thing... oh, the 3G iPhone is out? Well, that's it then, enjoy being raptured!" The iPhone is correctly called the Jesus Phone (a la Stephen Colbert); amazing qualities are attributed to it and evidence of these things only convince the believers. Everybody else just laughs and resumes reading their copy of "the iPhone delusion." “We’re still waiting on that whole ‘second coming’ thing… oh, the 3G iPhone is out? Well, that’s it then, enjoy being raptured!”

The iPhone is correctly called the Jesus Phone (a la Stephen Colbert); amazing qualities are attributed to it and evidence of these things only convince the believers. Everybody else just laughs and resumes reading their copy of “the iPhone delusion.”

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