Comments on: They Just Keep Getting Younger…

By: Seth C.

Seth C. — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 23:05:51 +0000

Lolol:

I do hate it when the prey is cute but oh well, somebody has got to eat babies, especially potentially brainwashed evangelical babies…

By: Mriana

Mriana — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 05:05:09 +0000

What in the world?! Even my younger son was saying, “WTF?!” I don’t think the toddler knows what he is doing. I’d be surprised if he did, but it is a total brainwash what they are doing and starting very young with him at that.

By: Faithinate

Faithinate — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 02:46:13 +0000

Disturbing, absolutley, but also FRIGGIN ADORABLE! And funny as hell. Funnier, actually, even if you imagine Hitler there with a different pineapple up his ass every day…(movie ref)

By: lolol.

lolol. — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 00:28:25 +0000

Hmm. When I had a microphone, i usually sang. Poor people who have heard my singing.

Don’t you think it’s a shame when the prey are cute? Though on my computer, it loaded 3 seconds then died. I can’t seem to resurrect it. Oh, where’s Jesus when you need him.

By: Seth C.

Seth C. — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 08:26:44 +0000

My dad seemed to think he was yelling something his bum…perhaps they need to change his diaper!

But, before you know it, he’ll be asking Satan to show himself and we all know what happens when little brainwashed evangelical kids do that…

P.S. Are any of you up for a baby roast? Heck, I might take a bite out of him without his parents permission!

By: John

John — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 22:04:19 +0000

I strongly recommend you watch the Academy Award winning documentary “Marjoe” especially when he talks about his parents ‘smothering him a little’ when he had trouble memorizing his ‘impromptu sermons.’

Here’s what Amazon.com says.

“This classic Academy Award winner is a remarkable behind-the-scenes expose of Marjoe Gortner an evangelist child prodigy who grew up to expose himself as a fraud. MARJOE is the ferocious and extraordinary chronicle of a firebrand evangelical preacher who wholeheartedly and humorously exposes himself as a fraud. An evangelist prodigy at the age of four the film captures an adult Marjoe as he recounts how he discovered the seductions of the 60s counterculture and dropped out of preaching only to return later using his swaggering bravado to woo Pentecostal audiences out of their offerings.”

By: ubi dubius

ubi dubius — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 16:40:35 +0000

Cipher, you might cause Social Services to get an unlisted number!

By: cipher

cipher — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 14:22:56 +0000

I don’t think it’s cute. It’s laying the foundation for a fundamentalist mindset. I see it as child abuse. The baby should be taken away from them. But, then, I think that most of them should have their kids taken from them (I’ve become a vindictive bastard.)

If I lived near Kirk and Chelsea, I’d be calling Social Services every day.

By: Joey

Joey — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 14:22:15 +0000

They should watch out about letting kids preach, joking or otherwise. My experience preaching as a teenager set me on the road to atheism.

By: nacky

nacky — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 12:54:09 +0000

This reminds me of when my kids would babble into the toy telephone. They had my intonation down pat. Brabbeldy brabble, sentence, brabbeldy brabble intonation going up, question, pause, listen brabble. The scary one was pause “ha ha hahehe ha” brabble. I’m assuming the video was made because someone found the infant imitating the pastor humorous and that the “amen”s in the background are just for flavor. The child, however, must have been subjected to a number of sermons, which just seems weird to me.

On the other hand, as a wee kid I supposedly imitated Dinah Shore, coming down the stairs blowing kisses.