Last week, I ran this contest:
You’ve heard of Yo’ Mama jokes? (e.g. Yo’ mama is so ugly that when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”)
Well, finish this statement:
Yo’ atheism is so militant…
Here are the Top 5 statements (with submitters):
Yo’ atheism is so militant, the Pope says yo’ Mama should have had an abortion.
Yo’ atheism is so militant, PZ Myers started complaining about your billboards.
Yo’ atheism is so militant, crackers desecrate themselves on hearing of you.
Yo’ atheism is so militant, you’ve been excommunicated by the Unitarians.
Yo’ atheism is so militant, you disowned your kid ’cause he was cross-eyed.
Honorable Mention goes to hoverFrog for this entry… and the hilarious accompanying picture:
Congratulations to the winners! The top three will be receiving specially-made Friendly Atheist wristbands (in the color of their choice), sent to me by blog reader Shauna and her sister Danni!
If you’d like to win your own wristband, here is the new contest:
This weekend is the Atheist Coming Out Party in Columbus, OH.
This raises the question:
What is the worst way to come out as an atheist?
It can be a statement, a dialogue/scene, a sign, etc. The question is open to interpretation!
Funny and creative answers will have a shot at winning.
[tags]atheist, atheism, contest[/tags]