This Must Be How Jesus Toast Gets Made

It was all a trick!

I still don’t know how they get Jesus on the cat fur, though…

http://www.penonblack.com Sam

See?

It was all part of God’s pan.
http://thehappyhuman.wordpress.com John

Sweet zombie Jesus, CNN is now officially a pile of garbage (referring to the cat thing, not the pan).
http://www.bernerbits.com Derek

I still don’t know how they get Jesus on the cat fur, though…

Branding iron. Clearly, you’ve never lived on a farm…
http://www.bernerbits.com Derek

Jesus pancakes? That’s WAY holier than a cracker.
Larry Huffman

You could go for big time better holy food and make a jesus crepe.
http://themousesnest.blogspot.com Mouse

I still prefer the BSG toaster.
http://darwinsdagger.blogspot.com Darwin’s Dagger

Further proof that atheists should just lean back and watch the Christian religion implode. Having reduced their Saviour to a bunch of gimmicks and cheap souvenirs, how can they not eventually lose respect for him, and themselves for believing in cooking pan Jesus.
http://www.bernerbits.com Derek

Further proof that atheists should just lean back and watch the Christian religion implode.

It should go without saying that a couple fruitcakes peddling Jesus Junk is hardly enough to shatter the faith of most Christians…
http://blog.lib.umn.edu/fole0091/epistaxis Epistaxis

And I thought you just put your consecrated communion wafer in the toaster for a few minutes.
John

Non-believers rejoice! Jesus is finally toast!
http://heathendad.blogspot.com/ HappyNat

mmmmm buttered Jesus . . . .