This Must Be How Jesus Toast Gets Made

Posted on August 11, 2008 by Guest Contributor

It was all a trick!

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I still don’t know how they get Jesus on the cat fur, though…

(via The Invisible Pink Unicorn)

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  • http://www.penonblack.com Sam

    See?

    It was all part of God’s pan.

  • http://thehappyhuman.wordpress.com John

    Sweet zombie Jesus, CNN is now officially a pile of garbage (referring to the cat thing, not the pan).

  • http://www.bernerbits.com Derek

    I still don’t know how they get Jesus on the cat fur, though…

    Branding iron. Clearly, you’ve never lived on a farm…

  • http://www.bernerbits.com Derek

    Jesus pancakes? That’s WAY holier than a cracker.

  • Larry Huffman

    You could go for big time better holy food and make a jesus crepe.

  • http://themousesnest.blogspot.com Mouse

    I still prefer the BSG toaster.

  • http://darwinsdagger.blogspot.com Darwin’s Dagger

    Further proof that atheists should just lean back and watch the Christian religion implode. Having reduced their Saviour to a bunch of gimmicks and cheap souvenirs, how can they not eventually lose respect for him, and themselves for believing in cooking pan Jesus.

  • http://www.bernerbits.com Derek

    Further proof that atheists should just lean back and watch the Christian religion implode.

    It should go without saying that a couple fruitcakes peddling Jesus Junk is hardly enough to shatter the faith of most Christians…

  • http://blog.lib.umn.edu/fole0091/epistaxis Epistaxis

    And I thought you just put your consecrated communion wafer in the toaster for a few minutes.

  • John

    Non-believers rejoice! Jesus is finally toast!

  • http://heathendad.blogspot.com/ HappyNat

    mmmmm buttered Jesus . . . .