Comments on: This Must Be How Jesus Toast Gets Made

By: HappyNat

HappyNat — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 20:18:20 +0000

mmmmm buttered Jesus . . . .

By: John

John — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:52:25 +0000

Non-believers rejoice! Jesus is finally toast!

By: Epistaxis

Epistaxis — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 01:52:12 +0000

And I thought you just put your consecrated communion wafer in the toaster for a few minutes.

By: Derek

Derek — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 01:37:33 +0000

Further proof that atheists should just lean back and watch the Christian religion implode.

It should go without saying that a couple fruitcakes peddling Jesus Junk is hardly enough to shatter the faith of most Christians…

By: Darwin's Dagger

Darwin's Dagger — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 00:49:47 +0000

Further proof that atheists should just lean back and watch the Christian religion implode. Having reduced their Saviour to a bunch of gimmicks and cheap souvenirs, how can they not eventually lose respect for him, and themselves for believing in cooking pan Jesus.

By: Mouse

Mouse — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 00:00:55 +0000

I still prefer the BSG toaster.

By: Larry Huffman

Larry Huffman — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 22:46:10 +0000

You could go for big time better holy food and make a jesus crepe.

By: Derek

Derek — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 22:19:13 +0000

Jesus pancakes? That’s WAY holier than a cracker.

By: Derek

Derek — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 22:18:00 +0000

I still don’t know how they get Jesus on the cat fur, though…

Branding iron. Clearly, you’ve never lived on a farm…

By: John

John — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 22:15:09 +0000

Sweet zombie Jesus, CNN is now officially a pile of garbage (referring to the cat thing, not the pan).