Comments on: Random Question of the Day http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/08/20/random-question-of-the-day-2/ by Hemant Mehta Mon, 28 May 2012 00:31:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 By: Seavee http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/08/20/random-question-of-the-day-2/#comment-222571 Seavee Sat, 23 Aug 2008 03:10:17 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=3954#comment-222571 I was in the 7th grade. My Mom made me take my brother to an “all night skate.” I hated the loud noise and general craziness but alas, no option was given. I was skating in the center of the rink, spinning around in circles and things like that. I didn’t here the announcement for a couples skate. This boy grabbed my hand and pulled me along with him so I figured “why not.” We skated for a while and he bent down to kiss me. I had never even held hands with a boy before but my Moms romance novels made it seem interesting enough…. Until his lips touched mine… There was no electricity; no spasms of liquid pleasure, no sudden bonding of souls, not even a sweet momentary connection. The one thought in my mind was “MUSHROOMS!” His lips feel like slimy, cold, canned mushrooms. His breath also smelled like cigarettes. I was repulsed. It was a long time before I tried it again. I was in the 7th grade. My Mom made me take my brother to an “all night skate.” I hated the loud noise and general craziness but alas, no option was given. I was skating in the center of the rink, spinning around in circles and things like that. I didn’t here the announcement for a couples skate. This boy grabbed my hand and pulled me along with him so I figured “why not.” We skated for a while and he bent down to kiss me. I had never even held hands with a boy before but my Moms romance novels made it seem interesting enough….

Until his lips touched mine…

There was no electricity; no spasms of liquid pleasure, no sudden bonding of souls, not even a sweet momentary connection.

The one thought in my mind was “MUSHROOMS!” His lips feel like slimy, cold, canned mushrooms.

His breath also smelled like cigarettes. I was repulsed. It was a long time before I tried it again.

]]> By: Faryshta http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/08/20/random-question-of-the-day-2/#comment-222550 Faryshta Fri, 22 Aug 2008 22:42:24 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=3954#comment-222550 Original first I was 3 so... don't remember. The first I remember was stolen, quick and make her cry. Less bad I haved bit tic tacs before of the kiss or I would be a emo right now. Original first I was 3 so… don’t remember. The first I remember was stolen, quick and make her cry.

Less bad I haved bit tic tacs before of the kiss or I would be a emo right now.

]]> By: AnotherGuy http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/08/20/random-question-of-the-day-2/#comment-222534 AnotherGuy Fri, 22 Aug 2008 19:09:28 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=3954#comment-222534 I haven't yet had my first kiss. Almost 20.... I've come close too many times to count, but for some reason I'm the idiot guy who flirts and goes on a few dates...but always breaks it off before anything at all can happen. One day.... one day.... I haven’t yet had my first kiss. Almost 20….
I’ve come close too many times to count, but for some reason I’m the idiot guy who flirts and goes on a few dates…but always breaks it off before anything at all can happen.

One day…. one day….

]]> By: martymankins http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/08/20/random-question-of-the-day-2/#comment-222412 martymankins Thu, 21 Aug 2008 15:53:52 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=3954#comment-222412 From what I remember it was awkward, but cool. I don't remember how old I was, but I know I was under the age of 12. It was at the daycare I went to. It was a series of quick pecks, looking out for the adult who would come to break us up at any moment. From what I remember it was awkward, but cool. I don’t remember how old I was, but I know I was under the age of 12. It was at the daycare I went to. It was a series of quick pecks, looking out for the adult who would come to break us up at any moment.

]]> By: Steven http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/08/20/random-question-of-the-day-2/#comment-222349 Steven Thu, 21 Aug 2008 13:12:46 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=3954#comment-222349 Plenty of precocious folks here getting their first kiss in grade school - I feel like an underachiever. My first kiss was 20 years ago at eighteen with my first girlfriend, Marylou. We went out for a walk one dark and snowy night and ended up behind our old public school. She said "Are you going to kiss me, or what?". So I did and managed a credible job of it. Just then the janitor showed up and told us to beat it. She broke up with me a few months later - I never really knew why. Plenty of precocious folks here getting their first kiss in grade school – I feel like an underachiever.
My first kiss was 20 years ago at eighteen with my first girlfriend, Marylou. We went out for a walk one dark and snowy night and ended up behind our old public school. She said “Are you going to kiss me, or what?”. So I did and managed a credible job of it. Just then the janitor showed up and told us to beat it.
She broke up with me a few months later – I never really knew why.

]]> By: Brent http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/08/20/random-question-of-the-day-2/#comment-222186 Brent Thu, 21 Aug 2008 02:34:53 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=3954#comment-222186 I've never been tempted to comment before, but I have an awesome first kiss story. It was spring break of seventh grade, and I was on a cruise with my extended family. I met a bunch of kids around my age, and one of them was a girl from Minnesota. Being the sneaky little horn-ball I was, I suggested hide-and-seek, and grabbed the girls hand to come hide with me. We went to the top deck of the cruise ship, and sat on the bow deck of the ship. While we watched the sun set over the Caribbean, I pulled the little yawn and stretch to put my arm around her. I leaned in, and she leaned in, and *BAM*...my first kiss. Every night of the cruise after that we'd meet up there to make out. I kept in touch with her for about a year after that, but we lost touch. Still, it was an awesome first kiss. I’ve never been tempted to comment before, but I have an awesome first kiss story.

It was spring break of seventh grade, and I was on a cruise with my extended family. I met a bunch of kids around my age, and one of them was a girl from Minnesota. Being the sneaky little horn-ball I was, I suggested hide-and-seek, and grabbed the girls hand to come hide with me.

We went to the top deck of the cruise ship, and sat on the bow deck of the ship. While we watched the sun set over the Caribbean, I pulled the little yawn and stretch to put my arm around her. I leaned in, and she leaned in, and *BAM*…my first kiss.

Every night of the cruise after that we’d meet up there to make out. I kept in touch with her for about a year after that, but we lost touch. Still, it was an awesome first kiss.

]]> By: Julie Marie http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/08/20/random-question-of-the-day-2/#comment-222171 Julie Marie Thu, 21 Aug 2008 01:24:35 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=3954#comment-222171 dreadful! I was freaked out by the tongue business, and by the time he got me home, I jumped out of the car before it came to a complete stop. Very anticimactic Jr. Prom date. dreadful! I was freaked out by the tongue business, and by the time he got me home, I jumped out of the car before it came to a complete stop. Very anticimactic Jr. Prom date.

]]> By: Jen http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/08/20/random-question-of-the-day-2/#comment-222160 Jen Thu, 21 Aug 2008 00:33:55 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=3954#comment-222160 Weird. It was Truth or Dare, in front of a basement full of people, on the dare of his twin, who hated me. It was right before summer, after we had gone to the eighth grade dance, and I didn't speak to him for more or less all of high school. Weird. It was Truth or Dare, in front of a basement full of people, on the dare of his twin, who hated me. It was right before summer, after we had gone to the eighth grade dance, and I didn’t speak to him for more or less all of high school.

]]> By: Skylar http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/08/20/random-question-of-the-day-2/#comment-222141 Skylar Wed, 20 Aug 2008 23:25:03 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=3954#comment-222141 Bad, but not bad enough to be awful. Bad, but not bad enough to be awful.

]]> By: Matt http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/08/20/random-question-of-the-day-2/#comment-222120 Matt Wed, 20 Aug 2008 22:22:35 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=3954#comment-222120 OMFSM! It was awful - just awful. Poor girl. The first guy i I kissed? Fireworks and much rejoicing. OMFSM! It was awful – just awful. Poor girl. The first guy i I kissed? Fireworks and much rejoicing.

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