Comments on: One-Liners

By: Pete

Pete — Sat, 12 Feb 2011 20:30:14 +0000

How come a lot of US Americans dont get irony?

By: Stoopered

Stoopered — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 07:34:40 +0000

Also the earth orbits the sun. Big difference.

By: Stoopered

Stoopered — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 07:27:40 +0000

Gravity. Einstein proved this with basic observation and mathematics. Thats logic. Then he proved it. Science and critical thinking is a better tool then a 1900 year old book, based on 4000 year old beliefs.

By: Brian

Brian — Sat, 18 Sep 2010 06:16:46 +0000

Alright you ignorant atheists… if there is no god, then HOW DOES THE SUN KEEP ORBITING THE EARTH? BAM!

You see people, that’s how you deal with atheist skum. With LOGIC! Hit that bullseye and the rest of the dominoes will come down like a house of cards… CHECKMATE!

And on that note…

Dunt dun duuh DAAAAHHHH!

!!!!!!!!!MY ATHEIST STORE!!!!!!!!!

Aristotle’s Muse

This is my store. Maybe wearing an atheist T-shirt won’t change the world, but enough of them just might.

By: Brian

Brian — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 07:59:31 +0000

Here's a large collection of atheist quotes on t-shirts! Atheist Quotes

By: ksmiles

ksmiles — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 01:25:20 +0000

Another very long list, containing many duplicates, but also some different:
http://dailyatheistquote.com/list.aspx

My personal favorite is Pope Leo X, “It has served us well, this myth of Christ.”

By: Zach

Zach — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 20:56:37 +0000

I hope I have this right:

“Imagine the temerity of man, to think that his creator is worthy of praise”
I believe this is from Ingersoll.
Also,
“Religion is a powerful tool for controlling the masses”
Napoleon

By: Axegrrl

Axegrrl — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 06:11:19 +0000

“a lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus. So, all I can say is: ‘suck it, Jesus, this award is my god now!!’ ”

~ Kathy Griffin

By: Jeff Satterley

Jeff Satterley — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 16:00:49 +0000

“Man is tormented by no greater anxiety than to find someone quickly to whom he can hand over that great gift of freedom with which the ill-fated creature is born.”
– Fyodor Dostoevsky

Bill, I want that on my tombstone when I die

By: Bill M.

Bill M. — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 13:57:13 +0000

A few of my favorites:

“It says he made us all to be just like him. So if we’re dumb, then god is dumb, and maybe even a little ugly on the side.”
Frank Zappa
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“All thinking men are atheists.”
Ernest Hemingway
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“Do not pass by my epitaph, traveler.
But having stopped, listen and learn, then go your way.
There is no boat in Hades, no ferryman Charon,
No caretaker Aiakos, no dog Cerberus.
All we who are dead below
Have become bones and ashes, but nothing else.
I have spoken to you honestly, go on, traveler,
Lest even while dead I seem loquacious to you.”
Found on an old Roman tombstone.