I’ve been in my new apartment for about a week now. Still working on that whole “furniture” thing. And the other day, I did battle with a ginormous dragonfly. (It was winning for a good 15 minutes, but I eventually triumphed.)
But I found something I want more than a couch and chairs and insect repellent:
Grab the guitar and play along with top Christian bands! Shred those riffs or blast the bass… you add a unique sound to the solid Christian rock. But watch out: if you can’t keep up, the artists will take a break and stop the music. Crank it up and try again — you’ll soon be rockin’ with the best while praising the Lord! Order the second guitar and jam with a friend!
They’ll “stop the music”?
That’s hardcore right there.
I wonder what other features it’ll have. Maybe the software doesn’t start up on Sunday mornings…
In true third-rate Christian-product fashion, the game isn’t even something you are meant to play on a TV. It’s for your computer.
So grab a friend and rock out on your desktop.
But even if that game falls flat, this one will surely make up for it:
Also for your computer…
Turn Your Computer into a Dance Arcade with Top Christian Hits! Get ready for hours of family fun with music worth listening to! Simply plug in the interactive dance pad into the USB port of your computer and start movin’ and groovin’ to over 50 Christian songs from your favorite artists!
You can even grab nine of your friends and buy a Dance Praise Party pack for only $2495.00.
I didn’t realize there was anything wrong (or non-Christian) with Dance Dance Revolution, but clearly, I was mistaken.
Someone come visit me and bring the Christian games over. We’ll party it up!
(via Boing Boing)