Sarah Palin Gets Her Own Building

The Landover Baptist Center for Creation Studies is no more.

It has been renamed: The Sarah Palin Center for the Advancement of Creation Science Research.

Pastor Deacon Fred comments on this turn of events:

“Mrs. Palin shares our belief that the world was created by Jesus’ Daddy, Poppa-God, in six days but has been here for 6,000 years. That alone is enough to ensure she has the vote of every single member of this church and no doubt the vote of every True Christian™ American… If you couple all of this with her Evangelical Republican zeal, her savvy new spin on traditional family values, and well kept knees, it is enough to give REAL fundamentalists like me great hope that she will lead America backwards to the wonderful Christian principles upon which our Nation was founded. Praise God!”

The Creation Museum now has (satirical) competition for the largest neuron drain in the country.

  • http://blog.chungyc.org/ Yoo

    What happens if she fails to become vice president? Will they have to scramble to find another prominent person to name it after, such as Gabriel Burdett?

  • Richard

    Funny stuff. I didn’t realize that she was a young earth creationist.

  • http://consonants.blogspot.com Deepa

    Methinks you have a crush on Sarah Palin :-D
    Is this the blogging equivalent of pulling her pigtails, I wonder.

  • Polly

    I think he’s studying to become a Palintologist.

  • Andrew

    I’d lay off the parody because there are enough frightening truths about Sarah Palin and posts like this undermine the real facts that should terrify people.

  • cipher

    I think he’s studying to become a Palintologist.

    HA! Now THAT’S funny!

  • cipher

    You know what the most disturbing thing is about that Onion article? There are fundies who will stumble upon it and think it’s for real, and that it makes perfect sense.

  • Polly

    Thanx!
    I expected groans. :)

  • http://brandonazz.blogspot.com/ Brandonazz

    For a moment, I was caught full on by Poe’s Law.

    Damn indistinguishability.

  • http://mylongapostasy.blogspot.com ATL-Apostate

    I hear the “Dinosaurs Among Us” exhibit is awesome!

  • Jessica

    As much as I’d like that site to be true since it is hilarious, I think the entire thing is a satirical joke. Look at the ads on the sidebars, no self-respecting religious anyone would allow those ads on their page.

    Unfortunately I think you’ve been duped.

  • Skylar

    I’m pretty sure that picture is of the Biltmore Estate…strange…tweaked, of course, but still.

  • cipher

    As much as I’d like that site to be true since it is hilarious, I think the entire thing is a satirical joke. Look at the ads on the sidebars, no self-respecting religious anyone would allow those ads on their page.

    Unfortunately I think you’ve been duped.

    Jessica, Landover Baptist is a satirical site. Hemant realizes that. It’s a joke.

  • Helfrick

    But this brings up a common theme I’m seeing about her being a yec. Is there any truth to this? I’ve looked and haven’t seen anything to support this claim made by Sam Harris and others.


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