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By: Topic Agnostic » Blog Archive » Name: Almighty God. Location: Heaven. Microblog: Twitter.

Sat, 20 Sep 2008 03:11:29 +0000

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By: Reason

Reason — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 03:41:32 +0000

It’s weird because though Jesus’ team answers the questions, Jesus Himself seems to be the man behind the curtain…after I got my email from Him, He also posted it as a comment on Topic Agnostic! And the email it came from was jesus@justaskjesus.com!

Maybe the whole ‘we’ thing is a cover in case he doesn’t know an answer. He can blame it on his lame research staff.

By: R.C. Moore

R.C. Moore — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 06:27:56 +0000

I finally got an answer to my “Why did God kill Uzzah?”

“Because he touched the ark”

Well, I knew that. But when you kill someone, a better reason is required, of course. I mean Uzzah was just trying to keep the ark from falling, a normal reaction any one would have.

I guess Jesus is a rather literal guy.

By: Greta Christina

Greta Christina — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 19:30:45 +0000

I asked, “If God is all-powerful, all-knowing, and all-good, then why are there birth defects, pediatric cancer, natural disasters, etc.”

I haven’t yet gotten an answer.

Just like in real life.

By: Matthew Terry

Matthew Terry — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 16:05:01 +0000

I asked Jesus a question a few days ago and he never replied. It must have been a tough question for him…

By: Danny

Danny — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 02:02:55 +0000

You can always ask God your questions via twitter:

http://twitter.com/almightygod

By: sc0tt

sc0tt — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 20:26:17 +0000

I asked what his views were on stem cell research and frozen embryos.

Gave a valid e-mail address and responded to the verification.

No response yet (>24 hours)… I guess I stumped him.

By: mikespeir

mikespeir — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 19:16:06 +0000

Jesus won’t answer me.

I asked “Why did God kill Uzzah?”, a classic theodicy dilemma.

My question was confirmed, but no answer.

Not even a “That does not compute!”?

By: R.C. Moore

R.C. Moore — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 17:51:25 +0000

Jesus won’t answer me.

I asked “Why did God kill Uzzah?”, a classic theodicy dilemma.

My question was confirmed, but no answer.

By: Shaun

Shaun — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 14:59:13 +0000

You know what would make that Spiritual Water awesome? If it turned into wine when you poured it into a glass.