I guess I can’t join The Holy Church of Bacon.
Damn vegetarianism. I guess I can just worship without eating it…
Though I’ve taken a sneak peek inside the Church and discovered some shocking facts.
Broccoli, for example, is the Anti-Bacon.
And since the Large Hadron Collider is on hiatus until next spring, we’ll have to wait to find the theoretical Heggs Bacon.
(Thanks to Ashley for the link!)