Comments on: Here’s Another Church I Won’t Be Joining… http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/09/23/heres-another-church-i-wont-be-joining/ by Hemant Mehta Mon, 28 May 2012 01:33:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 By: raatrani http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/09/23/heres-another-church-i-wont-be-joining/#comment-230173 raatrani Thu, 25 Sep 2008 03:10:32 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=4781#comment-230173 hey, MorningStar makes some excellent vegetarian bacon! hey, MorningStar makes some excellent vegetarian bacon!

]]> By: ATL-Apostate http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/09/23/heres-another-church-i-wont-be-joining/#comment-230093 ATL-Apostate Wed, 24 Sep 2008 21:05:37 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=4781#comment-230093 <blockquote>Hmmm… worshipping bacon would seem to imply treating it with respect and therefore not subjecting it to the humiliating process of being masticated and digested by our gross intestines and bowels and such. So vegetarians would make the most faithful adherents, no?</blockquote> It's Goddamn meat-hatin, veggie lovin liberals like you that make me want to vomit. This is BLASPHEMY. Just wait til I tell the High Priest of Pork about this one! Oh, and everyone knows that a pig isn't bacon til you've kilt' it and made it into bacon. It's the BACON that's sacred, not the pig. I think that's pretty clear from their statement of faith. For the LOVE of BACON, open your eyes SarahH! You people! jeez. <a href="http://mylongapostasy.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">ATL-Apostate</a> and with that, I probably just removed myself from Linda's list of considerate blog commenters. But dammit, it's the holiness of bacon that's at stake here.

Hmmm… worshipping bacon would seem to imply treating it with respect and therefore not subjecting it to the humiliating process of being masticated and digested by our gross intestines and bowels and such. So vegetarians would make the most faithful adherents, no?

It’s Goddamn meat-hatin, veggie lovin liberals like you that make me want to vomit. This is BLASPHEMY. Just wait til I tell the High Priest of Pork about this one!

Oh, and everyone knows that a pig isn’t bacon til you’ve kilt’ it and made it into bacon. It’s the BACON that’s sacred, not the pig. I think that’s pretty clear from their statement of faith. For the LOVE of BACON, open your eyes SarahH!

You people!
jeez.
ATL-Apostate

and with that, I probably just removed myself from Linda’s list of considerate blog commenters. But dammit, it’s the holiness of bacon that’s at stake here.

]]> By: SarahH http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/09/23/heres-another-church-i-wont-be-joining/#comment-229996 SarahH Wed, 24 Sep 2008 13:52:53 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=4781#comment-229996 Hmmm... worshipping bacon would seem to imply treating it with respect and therefore not subjecting it to the humiliating process of being masticated and digested by our gross intestines and bowels and such. So vegetarians would make the most faithful adherents, no? Are pigs sacred? Hmmm… worshipping bacon would seem to imply treating it with respect and therefore not subjecting it to the humiliating process of being masticated and digested by our gross intestines and bowels and such. So vegetarians would make the most faithful adherents, no?

Are pigs sacred?

]]> By: 1stmakearoux http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/09/23/heres-another-church-i-wont-be-joining/#comment-229984 1stmakearoux Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:53:14 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=4781#comment-229984 Combine your worship of bacon with your worship of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and you'll become a pastacarbonarian! Combine your worship of bacon with your worship of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and you’ll become a pastacarbonarian!

]]> By: philosophia http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/09/23/heres-another-church-i-wont-be-joining/#comment-229946 philosophia Wed, 24 Sep 2008 08:20:41 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=4781#comment-229946 Oh, the conflict: does my love of bacon trump my love of broccoli? Or does the pasta pwn all? And if you eat them all together in the same meal, will the universe implode? ...dammit. Now I'm hungry. Oh, the conflict: does my love of bacon trump my love of broccoli? Or does the pasta pwn all? And if you eat them all together in the same meal, will the universe implode?

…dammit. Now I’m hungry.

]]> By: hoverFrog http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/09/23/heres-another-church-i-wont-be-joining/#comment-229920 hoverFrog Wed, 24 Sep 2008 05:39:34 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=4781#comment-229920 I must start the Holy Church of Broccoli. I must start the Holy Church of Broccoli.

]]> By: Sue http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/09/23/heres-another-church-i-wont-be-joining/#comment-229897 Sue Wed, 24 Sep 2008 04:37:26 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=4781#comment-229897 Hahahahaha! Hahahahaha!

]]> By: Ben Dreidel http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/09/23/heres-another-church-i-wont-be-joining/#comment-229881 Ben Dreidel Wed, 24 Sep 2008 03:30:08 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=4781#comment-229881 Pastafarianism > Bacon Worship : Judaism > Christianity ? Pastafarianism > Bacon Worship : Judaism > Christianity ?

]]> By: llewelly http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/09/23/heres-another-church-i-wont-be-joining/#comment-229879 llewelly Wed, 24 Sep 2008 03:20:08 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=4781#comment-229879 I guess I'm going to hell for my steamed broccoli and fresh-grilled bacon dish. I guess I’m going to hell for my steamed broccoli and fresh-grilled bacon dish.

]]> By: lurker_above http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/09/23/heres-another-church-i-wont-be-joining/#comment-229877 lurker_above Wed, 24 Sep 2008 03:11:14 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=4781#comment-229877 Perfect! After a month on the Atkins Diet, I can now fulfill both my dietary AND spiritual needs. Perfect! After a month on the Atkins Diet, I can now fulfill both my dietary AND spiritual needs.

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