Comments on: Nudie Bible Institute

By: John B

John B — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 20:12:05 +0000

Female parishioner to another after looking at the other gender: ” It looks like that damned talking snake is back and this time he’s brought reinforcements!!”

By: Bill M.

Bill M. — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 13:55:36 +0000

“Don’t look at another guys penis, don’t look at another guys penis, don’t look at another guys penis… Oh crap, now I’m gay.”

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“Would the following alter boys meet the good father after services.”

By: terry

terry — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 13:48:57 +0000

grandma: “oh jesus”

By: ubi dubius

ubi dubius — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 01:54:30 +0000

Sure it’s painful when you put it on, but after that, wearing the Sarah Palin campaign button doesn’t hurt at all.

By: NalosLayor

NalosLayor — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:46:17 +0000

Boy, that naked statue of Jesus is so BIG!

By: Skeptigator

Skeptigator — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:42:43 +0000

Preacher: “Due to the overwhelming success of last week’s Laying On of Hands for young Miss Jones we’ll be doing it again. Remember people less pushing and shoving this week to get in line.”

“First up is Old Man Jenkins”

“Anyone… anyone… anyone…”

By: Friar_Zero

Friar_Zero — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 10:12:22 +0000

Upon seeing an impressive specimen of the human species:

Body of Christ!

By: hoverFrog

hoverFrog — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 09:03:06 +0000

After the hymn we’ll have some mulled wine and roasted nuts.

Where are you all going?

By: Jamie G.

Jamie G. — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 04:31:22 +0000

Back pew during silent prayer: *fart*
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Preacher at pulpit: “Mahoney!”
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Preacher: Anyone who wants to get “lain” in the Spirit please come to the altar now.
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By: ubi dubius

ubi dubius — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 04:15:06 +0000

Would somebody PLEASE turn up the heat?