Homemade Baby

I had no idea they had to be refrigerated…

I’ve been hoarding mine in the closet this whole time.

I should’ve known better.

Erik

Don’t believe the hype, that’s clearly factory processed baby.
Richard Wade

I prefer making my own.
Rat Bastard

Keep refrigerated, hah! Everybody knows you need a WARM box to make and bake babies. And sometimes many applications of baby batter before it rises properly.
http://intrinsicallyknotted.wordpress.com Susan B.

Actually, I prefer my babies out of a test tube. They have that extra flavor of sin.
Random Chimp

So, how do we cook this homemade baby: bake it, roast it, BBQ it, deep-fry it?
http://thesciencepundit.blogspot.com/ The Science Pundit

Damn! My Atheist Hormel cookbook has several recipes that called for frozen baby. I never thought that I’d have a chance to try them out. I guess I was wrong!
Anonnie Mouse

Dang it! They’re supposed to be sealed up nicely in boxes, and here I’ve just been letting mine crawl around the house willy-nilly. Sheesh, I am such a bad atheist. Can someone forward me another copy of the manifesto? I seem to have lost mine.
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But, are they free-range?