Homemade Baby

I had no idea they had to be refrigerated…

I’ve been hoarding mine in the closet this whole time.

I should’ve known better.

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  • Erik

    Don’t believe the hype, that’s clearly factory processed baby.

  • Richard Wade

    I prefer making my own.

  • Rat Bastard

    Keep refrigerated, hah! Everybody knows you need a WARM box to make and bake babies. And sometimes many applications of baby batter before it rises properly.

  • http://intrinsicallyknotted.wordpress.com Susan B.

    Actually, I prefer my babies out of a test tube. They have that extra flavor of sin.

  • Random Chimp

    So, how do we cook this homemade baby: bake it, roast it, BBQ it, deep-fry it?

  • http://thesciencepundit.blogspot.com/ The Science Pundit

    Damn! My Atheist Hormel cookbook has several recipes that called for frozen baby. I never thought that I’d have a chance to try them out. I guess I was wrong!

  • Anonnie Mouse

    Dang it! They’re supposed to be sealed up nicely in boxes, and here I’ve just been letting mine crawl around the house willy-nilly. Sheesh, I am such a bad atheist. Can someone forward me another copy of the manifesto? I seem to have lost mine.

  • withheld

    But, are they free-range?