I had no idea they had to be refrigerated…
I should’ve known better.
(via Fail Blog)
Don’t believe the hype, that’s clearly factory processed baby.
I prefer making my own.
Keep refrigerated, hah! Everybody knows you need a WARM box to make and bake babies. And sometimes many applications of baby batter before it rises properly.
Actually, I prefer my babies out of a test tube. They have that extra flavor of sin.
So, how do we cook this homemade baby: bake it, roast it, BBQ it, deep-fry it?
Damn! My Atheist Hormel cookbook has several recipes that called for frozen baby. I never thought that I’d have a chance to try them out. I guess I was wrong!
Dang it! They’re supposed to be sealed up nicely in boxes, and here I’ve just been letting mine crawl around the house willy-nilly. Sheesh, I am such a bad atheist. Can someone forward me another copy of the manifesto? I seem to have lost mine.
But, are they free-range?