Comments on: Will Someone Tell Jesus He Needs To Pick His Spots?

By: martymankins

martymankins — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 16:19:18 +0000

Wow. And to think, I’ve been looking in all the wrong places for Jesus. Guess I need to look behind the shower curtain.

By: Larry Huffman

Larry Huffman — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 17:31:04 +0000

If you squint and take some shrooms it looks like Cat Stevens. The homeowner should watch out, as irrational muslims may blow up their bathroom.

By: Viggo the Carpathian

Viggo the Carpathian — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 17:30:18 +0000

Did anyone see the famed appearance of the Virgin on the side of the high rise in Clearwater Fl 13 or 14 years ago. i was in town when the nonsense started and i drove by and just about laughed myself silly. what it was was a few large pieces of double pane windows lost there seals and moisture got in and formed a stain roughly the shape of a bowling pin on the side of the building.

Bloody pathetic.

By: Chris S

Chris S — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 15:45:42 +0000

I think it looks very much like Jim Henson, creator of the Muppets. Why he’s hanging around a bathtub, I don’t know. There’s also many guys from the 70′s who could lay claim to this image.

By: Ubi Dubius

Ubi Dubius — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 15:06:49 +0000

Well, this guy looks bald to me. Nothing in the bible says anything about Jesus being bald, so that would definitely have to be Saint Paul, not Jesus.

By: Larry Huffman

Larry Huffman — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 14:25:08 +0000

Ramen, Noodleguy

By: Larry Huffman

Larry Huffman — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 14:22:30 +0000

Wow…what a faith building phenomenon.

“Hey, I just saw my savior in the nasty corner of someone’s bathroom! What? Oh, he is trying to touch his nose with his toungue.”

How come Jesus is always seen on someone’s piece of toast or in some wood grain or a bathroom leak…and never in places like Darfur where he would really be needed, were he to exist.

By: 1minion

1minion — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 12:57:51 +0000

Yeah, I’d have to paint over that. I can’t deal with anyone watching me pee. It’s bad enough knowing people are on their cell phones in public washrooms while I’m in there. Is your conversation really so important that it can’t wait five minutes? I mean, really!

By: valhar2000

valhar2000 — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 12:47:40 +0000

Well, I have to say this is by far the best likeness I have ever seen. Most other likenesses of religious figures require copious amounts of faith to be seen, but this one does actually look like a bearded face.

The fact remains that these people really do need to spend less time in church and more time cleaning the house. Also, less tithing and more paying a contractor to install insulation and water-proofing.

By: noodleguy

noodleguy — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 11:35:06 +0000

I really do not even know what to say to this. I never knew Jesus was a pervert, watching people shower and all…

And frankly I am somewhat miffed at the imbalance on this website! You constantly display things about Jesus or Christians! However, you almost never mention the FSM. And verily, the FSM doth display Himself to us believers in far more sanitary and nice-looking places.

I demand equality of representation! You need to post a picture one of the FSM’s many appearances, or may his Noodly Appendage reach out and turn thy legs into noodles at inopportune times!