I Have a Relationship with Christ

I heard it again the other day.

A Christian said to me, “Oh, I’m not religious. I just have a relationship with Christ.”

So I responded back: “Oh, I’m not a math teacher. I just teach students how to manipulate numbers and variables.”

In terms of getting a conversation going, I think I failed.

"And you poke your finger into his belly, not in his side."

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