Not that Frosty the Snowman is Christian, but atheists could always use a Christmas character of our own.
Travis Morgan presents Gusty the Invisible Sky Daddy:
Gusty the invisible sky daddy is real they say,
He was made by men that teach young children
to believe without proof and pray.
There must have been some magic in that
old primitive book they found.
For when they read it they started to spread
rumors dogmatic and quite unsound.
O, Gusty the invisible sky daddy
was alive as he ever could be.
And some men said he created us all
and gave us free-will to be.
Can’t wait to go caroling with this one 🙂