My Favorite Holiday Card

Thanks, Ashley

And thank you, His Noodliness, for all you’ve given us this year.

Anyone else get any memorable cards this holiday season?

mikespeir

Are those two roundish things meatballs, or is this Mrs. FSM?
http://killusbothspock.blogspot.com Rosey

This year, I made black cards with white sparkly leaves stamped on them, and either a message of generic winter cheer or an airing of grievances on the inside. They were surprisingly well received!
Scott LIchtenstein

My girlfriend got a card with the top ten politically correct Christmas carols. Hilarious. For instance:

“Frosty the snowperson”

“Chestnuts roasting in a safely contained, continuously monitored, eco-friendly nontoxic outdoor fire (for which I do have a permit).”

“Grandma allegedly got run over by an unidentifeid non-human perpetrator”

“Deck the halls with boughs of unendangered foliage (if office policy permits)”

“I’ll be home for a short period of time in December”
Scott LIchtenstein

Additionally, my girlfriends mother gave me a card for Channukah (which I don’t celebrate in the way that Jews are “supposed to”).

Cover has a bottle of shnaps, some whitefish, and a bagel with cream cheese. A little note says “for Santa.”

Inside: “Hey, just cause a guy goes to the wrong house doesn’t mean he has to starve.”