Comments on: My Favorite Holiday Card http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/12/26/my-favorite-holiday-card/ by Hemant Mehta Tue, 14 Feb 2012 09:54:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 By: Scott LIchtenstein http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/12/26/my-favorite-holiday-card/#comment-255363 Scott LIchtenstein Fri, 26 Dec 2008 17:35:12 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=7117#comment-255363 Additionally, my girlfriends mother gave me a card for Channukah (which I don't celebrate in the way that Jews are "supposed to"). Cover has a bottle of shnaps, some whitefish, and a bagel with cream cheese. A little note says "for Santa." Inside: "Hey, just cause a guy goes to the wrong house doesn't mean he has to starve." Additionally, my girlfriends mother gave me a card for Channukah (which I don’t celebrate in the way that Jews are “supposed to”).

Cover has a bottle of shnaps, some whitefish, and a bagel with cream cheese. A little note says “for Santa.”

Inside: “Hey, just cause a guy goes to the wrong house doesn’t mean he has to starve.”

]]> By: Scott LIchtenstein http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/12/26/my-favorite-holiday-card/#comment-255362 Scott LIchtenstein Fri, 26 Dec 2008 17:32:23 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=7117#comment-255362 My girlfriend got a card with the top ten politically correct Christmas carols. Hilarious. For instance: "Frosty the snowperson" "Chestnuts roasting in a safely contained, continuously monitored, eco-friendly nontoxic outdoor fire (for which I do have a permit)." "Grandma allegedly got run over by an unidentifeid non-human perpetrator" "Deck the halls with boughs of unendangered foliage (if office policy permits)" "I'll be home for a short period of time in December" My girlfriend got a card with the top ten politically correct Christmas carols. Hilarious. For instance:

“Frosty the snowperson”

“Chestnuts roasting in a safely contained, continuously monitored, eco-friendly nontoxic outdoor fire (for which I do have a permit).”

“Grandma allegedly got run over by an unidentifeid non-human perpetrator”

“Deck the halls with boughs of unendangered foliage (if office policy permits)”

“I’ll be home for a short period of time in December”

]]> By: Rosey http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/12/26/my-favorite-holiday-card/#comment-255360 Rosey Fri, 26 Dec 2008 17:25:02 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=7117#comment-255360 This year, I made black cards with white sparkly leaves stamped on them, and either a message of generic winter cheer or an airing of grievances on the inside. They were surprisingly well received! This year, I made black cards with white sparkly leaves stamped on them, and either a message of generic winter cheer or an airing of grievances on the inside. They were surprisingly well received!

]]> By: mikespeir http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2008/12/26/my-favorite-holiday-card/#comment-255349 mikespeir Fri, 26 Dec 2008 15:20:58 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=7117#comment-255349 Are those two roundish things meatballs, or is this Mrs. FSM? Are those two roundish things meatballs, or is this Mrs. FSM?

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