Comments on: Humanist Humor

By: Keerax

Keerax — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 22:27:19 +0000

…and realized he was actually being beaten with a cross wielded by a prohibition supporting, born-again christian.

Tom M — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 15:40:15 +0000

Q: Why do women love Jesus?
A: Because he was hung like this
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(Sort of a difficult joke to portray in writing, and has nothing to do with walking into a bar.)

M.Diesel — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 12:43:24 +0000

… and says “who’s a guy/gal gotta worship to get a drink around here?!”

hoverFrog — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 11:22:51 +0000

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. It explodes. The end.

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A Catholic priest, Rabbi and atheist walk into a bar.

The priest sits down and begins praying that God will perform a miracle and place a drink in front of him.

The rabbi does the same.

The atheist sits at the bar and wave to the bartender.

When no drink appears the priest exclaims ‘God must be testing my faith!’ and prays harder.

The Rabbi ponders for a moment and then says ‘He must be punishing me for something from the past.’

The atheist rolls his eyes, orders a drink and when gets it replies ‘Well, I guess if this God of yours exists, I’m his favourite!”

hoverFrog — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 11:16:00 +0000

An atheist horse walked into a bar. The barman said “Why the long face?”

JimboB — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 05:37:57 +0000

… and divided the universe by zero.

5ive — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 04:50:50 +0000

An atheist walked into a bar…

Ouch.

Spook — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 04:07:11 +0000

…he should have ducked.

I’m not very funny

I do have one about someone walking into a talent agent’s office, though…

Renacier — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 04:00:37 +0000

…and ended up debating 50 priests and 50 rabbis

BGboothA — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 03:44:22 +0000

And God Damn did it hurt!