Comments on: Friendly Atheist Contest #38: In What Ways is Simon Cowell Better Than God? http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2009/01/07/friendly-atheist-contest-38-in-what-ways-is-simon-cowell-better-than-god/ by Hemant Mehta Mon, 28 May 2012 04:00:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 By: Ubi Dubius http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2009/01/07/friendly-atheist-contest-38-in-what-ways-is-simon-cowell-better-than-god/#comment-259152 Ubi Dubius Fri, 09 Jan 2009 22:18:18 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=7518#comment-259152 On Tim Tebow's cheeks. On Tim Tebow’s cheeks.

]]> By: Dallas http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2009/01/07/friendly-atheist-contest-38-in-what-ways-is-simon-cowell-better-than-god/#comment-259149 Dallas Fri, 09 Jan 2009 22:10:31 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=7518#comment-259149 The Pledge of Allegiance: "...one nation, probably not under god, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all." The Pledge of Allegiance: “…one nation, probably not under god, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.”

]]> By: Richard Wade http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2009/01/07/friendly-atheist-contest-38-in-what-ways-is-simon-cowell-better-than-god/#comment-259136 Richard Wade Fri, 09 Jan 2009 21:06:28 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=7518#comment-259136 All over Nascars. All over Nascars.

]]> By: Bill M. http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2009/01/07/friendly-atheist-contest-38-in-what-ways-is-simon-cowell-better-than-god/#comment-259130 Bill M. Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:01:29 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=7518#comment-259130 Atheist stickers will soon replace brand stickers on Bananas. Atheist stickers will soon replace brand stickers on Bananas.

]]> By: littleoldme http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2009/01/07/friendly-atheist-contest-38-in-what-ways-is-simon-cowell-better-than-god/#comment-259123 littleoldme Fri, 09 Jan 2009 19:05:25 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=7518#comment-259123 Outside graveyard entrances... No atheists here Outside graveyard entrances…

No atheists here

]]> By: mikespeir http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2009/01/07/friendly-atheist-contest-38-in-what-ways-is-simon-cowell-better-than-god/#comment-258996 mikespeir Fri, 09 Jan 2009 12:17:24 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=7518#comment-258996 I say we'll be seeing atheist ads in the same places we've always seen them: all over nature herself. I say we’ll be seeing atheist ads in the same places we’ve always seen them: all over nature herself.

]]> By: Polly http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2009/01/07/friendly-atheist-contest-38-in-what-ways-is-simon-cowell-better-than-god/#comment-258893 Polly Fri, 09 Jan 2009 02:09:55 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=7518#comment-258893 Dawkins image on burnt toast. Dawkins image on burnt toast.

]]> By: Orandat http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2009/01/07/friendly-atheist-contest-38-in-what-ways-is-simon-cowell-better-than-god/#comment-258890 Orandat Fri, 09 Jan 2009 01:43:37 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=7518#comment-258890 In the mall near my home, in place of the church ads which currently hang from ceiling near the food court. In the mall near my home, in place of the church ads which currently hang from ceiling near the food court.

]]> By: rodiel http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2009/01/07/friendly-atheist-contest-38-in-what-ways-is-simon-cowell-better-than-god/#comment-258887 rodiel Fri, 09 Jan 2009 01:21:38 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=7518#comment-258887 In psychiatric wards! "Strange signs of mental illness on your child? Delusions? Blind faith in fairytale-like things? We can help you now!" On TV - even Fox, lol. Narration:"Buy our Dawkins Teddy! A new toy for non-belivers! Now in stores: The talking edition!" (Now on the screen we can see the child with DT) Dawkins Teddy:"There is no God. Deal with this.World would be wonderful without faith" Narration: "Let the children now the truth! Teach them to think! The Dawkins Teddy have now a new, special, educational abilities! (Children are sitting on the floor with DT) Dawkins Teddy:"A is for Atheism! B is for Brights! C is for Creationism! D is for Delusion!" Narration: Now you can also buy Dawkins Teddy with new cool additions! *The God Delusion Colourbook! *The Flying Spagetthi Monster Tamagotchi! Have fun with our new Dawkins Teddy and help to raise new, bright generation! Children (singing on melody of "twinkle twinkle little star) "We have now lot of joy We have now atheist toy:D" End of commercial (This would be exceptionally cool as something implanted into a televangelist programme by hackers XD) In psychiatric wards!
“Strange signs of mental illness on your child? Delusions? Blind faith in fairytale-like things? We can help you now!”

On TV – even Fox, lol.
Narration:”Buy our Dawkins Teddy! A new toy for non-belivers! Now in stores: The talking edition!”
(Now on the screen we can see the child with DT)
Dawkins Teddy:”There is no God. Deal with this.World would be wonderful without faith”
Narration: “Let the children now the truth! Teach them to think! The Dawkins Teddy have now a new, special, educational abilities!
(Children are sitting on the floor with DT)
Dawkins Teddy:”A is for Atheism! B is for Brights! C is for Creationism! D is for Delusion!”
Narration: Now you can also buy Dawkins Teddy with new cool additions!
*The God Delusion Colourbook!
*The Flying Spagetthi Monster Tamagotchi!
Have fun with our new Dawkins Teddy and help to raise new, bright generation!
Children (singing on melody of “twinkle twinkle little star)
“We have now lot of joy
We have now atheist toy:D”
End of commercial

(This would be exceptionally cool as something implanted into a televangelist programme by hackers XD)

]]> By: Robin http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2009/01/07/friendly-atheist-contest-38-in-what-ways-is-simon-cowell-better-than-god/#comment-258846 Robin Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:27:55 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=7518#comment-258846 As a product placement in an episode of "CSI: Vatican City". As a product placement in an episode of “CSI: Vatican City”.

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