If Atheist and Christian Buses Collided…

January 17, 2009 By Guest Contributor 25 Comments

Hmm… In this collision, the Christian bus seems to have the upper hand:

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If I knew how to photoshop, this would never happen.

Unless someone can explain how the Atheist Bus is actually winning this one…

(via The Sacred Sandwich)

Filed Under: Atheist Advertising, General 25 Comments
  • Nicole

    It was obviously a race. The Christian bus was mad because it lost so it attacked the Atheist bus.

  • Bill M.

    The atheist bus is obviously about to drive over the christian bus.

  • Cory C.

    Can the Christian bus do a wheelie like the Atheist bus? Obviously not.

  • Ross

    The driver of the atheist bus is beating the (invisible?) Christian one at knowing how to drive in London. The atheist bus is on the right (that is, left) side of the street.

  • http://www.noonespecial.ca/cacophony Tao Jones

    It’s London. The Christian bus was driving on the wrong side of the road! This once again proves that right is not always `right.’

  • ungullible

    No, no, no. These are Mexican buses, and the atheist bus is clearly bouncing the highest. So it wins.

  • SarahH

    Maybe both drivers refused to drive the buses because they were offended, so the substitute drivers weren’t expecting to have to work that day and came in drunk?

    That’s what everyone does in the UK when they’re not working, right? Go to pubs? Help me out here, hoverfrog.

  • mikespeir

    Nah. The atheist bus is climbing on top for a body slam.

  • http://frodology.blogspot.com FrodoSaves

    No, it’s quite simple.

    Those buses are front wheel drive. The Christian bus has lifted the atheist bus off its front wheels, such that it is now saving gas and helping the environment. The Christian bus is of course an evil polluter.

  • JeffH

    Clearly, the Christian bus rammed the atheist bus from behind, meaning that they are at fault for insurance and legal purposes.

  • kat

    the atheist bus is totally head butting the loser bus

  • kat

    btw, u do look friendly! lol

  • http://anexerciseinfutility.blogspot.com Tommy

    Of course the atheist bus is winning. The exhaust pipe of the atheist bus is farting in the face of the driver of the Christian bus.

  • Hoffy

    In a fit of righteous frenzy the christian bus { that’s the evil one } is attempting to overturn the Atheist bus { that’s the good one } the christian bus has inflammatory derogatory comments on it’s side and the Atheist bus is now attempting to flip it on its side so no one will be hurt and to preserve decency and morality and thereby make the world a better place, yep that’s it for sure………….

  • OuijaBroke

    The Atheist bus is obviously doing a wheelie.

  • J Myers

    Unless someone can explain how the Atheist Bus is actually winning this one…

    The atheist bus doesn’t have anything mind-numbingly stupid written on it.

  • weaves

    It looks like religious bus rammed Atheist bus.

    Not very sporting of it.

  • Stewall

    The atheist bus is dominant and is trying to mount the bitch (saddleback, anyone?)
    I also notice that the TRUE universal answer to everything is displayed on the atheist bus; the number “12″.
    BTW this is the true answer and not the false answer as supplied by the christian bus nor by the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy”.

  • http://www.travisjmorgan.com Travis Morgan

    The christian bus is obviously the antagonizer, and is as usual, preaching peace and love in a violent manner. The atheist bus was just minding its own business until the christian bus came around trying to evangelize the atheist bus passengers and rammed it up ironically closer to what the passengers on the christian bus would have us believe is heaven. The atheists being good for goodness sake remembers the zen master koan that goes like so:

    During the civil wars in feudal Japan, an invading army would quickly sweep into a town and take control. In one particular village, everyone fled just before the army arrived – everyone except the Zen master. Curious about this old fellow, the general went to the temple to see for himself what kind of man this master was. When he wasn’t treated with the deference and submissiveness to which he was accustomed, the general burst into anger. “You fool,” he shouted as he reached for his sword, “don’t you realize you are standing before a man who could run you through without blinking an eye!” But despite the threat, the master seemed unmoved. “And do you realize,” the master replied calmly, “that you are standing before a man who can be run through without blinking an eye?”

  • AxeGrrl

    If you can’t see how the atheist bus can win here then you need to watch the SPICE GIRLS’ movie! :)

    (i forget what the hell it’s called, much like i forget the entire movie)

  • http://friendlyatheist.com Barry Gram

    I think it’s just great that the atheist community in America and now all around the world–England, Spain, and hopefully Canada– have finally taken my cogent advice to put atheist signs on buses(however confusing some of the signs are).
    It’s something that Realists on Religion(ROR)in Illinois have been trying to persuade, cajole, and even personally finance since we officially presented the idea to the atheist community last year. So enjoy!!!
    Barry Gram, a Realist on Religion, Carol Stream, Ilinois

  • mikespeir

    I like that story, Travis Morgan.

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  • DSimon

    I can’t possibly be the only one seeing the sexual subtext of this image.

    To keep it relatively clean: for the moment, the Christian bus is the one doing all the work. If the Atheist bus is polite, it will reciprocate later.

  • Paul R

    Obviously the atheist bus is mounting the christian bus, and is going to give it a good ‘seeing to’. :)