Kittens are Atheists

I knew it…



This does not explain why kittens always try to attack me when they see me. You figure they would like me more…

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  • phlebas

    They might be atheists as kittens, but they grow up to be antichrists.

  • We should hope. Catnarok would be awesome.

  • Pustulio

    Kittens attack you because there’s only so many babies to go around, and you’re competition.

  • SarahH

    Hehe… we own six cats, and two of them are basement cats!

  • What Would Professor Pat Pending Do?

    So, if you cancel out the double negative in the first one, does that mean that the baby food in question tastes exactly like a baby?

    I’m certainly going to save money in terms of production if I can get it direct at the supermarket.

  • Leah

    who condones baby eating??? still funny tho