Kittens are Atheists

I knew it…

This does not explain why kittens always try to attack me when they see me. You figure they would like me more…

(Thanks to all of you who sent the links!)

phlebas

They might be atheists as kittens, but they grow up to be antichrists.
http://minerscanary.blogspot.com Zarathustra

We should hope. Catnarok would be awesome.
Pustulio

Kittens attack you because there’s only so many babies to go around, and you’re competition.
SarahH

Hehe… we own six cats, and two of them are basement cats!
What Would Professor Pat Pending Do?

So, if you cancel out the double negative in the first one, does that mean that the baby food in question tastes exactly like a baby?

I’m certainly going to save money in terms of production if I can get it direct at the supermarket.
Leah

who condones baby eating??? still funny tho