Christian Protesters at the Inauguration

According to the evangelical movement, God doesn’t give a damn if you are good… only that you believe.

They’re missing “Sign-Carriers”.

They didn’t have the balls to put Jews on there though did they?

What about child molesting clergy?

They also forgot to put “those that judge others” on there.

It is also interesting that “rebellious women” got the biggest font. I guess they are the most evil of all in god’s eyes.

Aw, Jeff, you beat me to the large-font “rebellious women” comment!

Anyway, according to their own scriptures, God judges everyone, and with the same measure that they judge others. Hmm, great big heaping measure for these dudes. Now I’m judging them for judging others–see what a fun game this becomes?

Whew! I’m just glad I’m not a good person!

When I see the word atheist on some crackpot’s billboard or I take it as a shout out. I see “atheist”, even when meant as an insult and I throw my hands in the air like I just don’t care. Whoo-whoo.

Rebellious woman – check
Money lover – check
Baby killer – check
Sodomite – check

Hmmm, I haven’t been having NEARLY enough fun.

It looks more like ‘Christian Sign Carriers Will Judge You”

Let’s see:

Sex Addicts = David and Solomon, as well as lot;s of clergymen through the years.

Baby Killers = The children of israel…god’s chosen, as they entered Canaan

Liars = Well…hehe…this one covers so many. How about that guy in the New Testament who claimed to be the son of god, for starters…or his mom claiming to be a virgin.

Good People = ROFL…um…Me (to some). Hement. My grandmother. My neighbors (well, not the husband, just the wife…she’s nice…hehe)

Fake Chrisitans = As opposed to those who believe in the REAL christ…lol. This is the tool with which they hate each other…since they already hate everyone else.

Muslims = Millions of people alive today…hundreds of millions over the centuries…who are muslim because of where and when they were born, not by any choice whatsoever…much like christians.

Hypocrites = People who claim to follow the bible and christ’s teachings and who then go around judging people with signs.

Atheists = YAY! We godless pond scum.

Idolaters = People who make statues and such of their gods…crucifixes, madonnas, crosses in general…fish…doves.

Perverts = Now…I take exception to this…perversion and right and wrong do not converge really. For example…can you not be perverted with your lawfully wedded and opposite sex spouse in god’s eyes? If not…well…*yawn* And is there some biblical chapter I have missed that outlines what sexual elements are perverted and what is acceptable?

Sodomites = Such as clergy who go for little boys? Sure, they are targetting gay men here…but what about sodomy between lawfully married and opposite sex partners?

Money Lovers = Such as Televangelists and Corporate Churches

Drunkards = Like Noah (or far too many of their own kind for them to have this on their silly sign)

Thieves = Like televangelists (Think Jim Bakker)and corporate churches

Rebellious Women = Like most modern women in America, if we are going by biblical standards. The women holding these signs, for example.

Workers of Iniquity = Scientists, researchers, people who are really trying to stop the spread of aids in africa, planned parenthood, the democratic party, Me

Fun exercise. Christians just hate everyone…it is that simple.

When you hate everyone, you have to include “Good People” on your protest sign.

Hi All,

Yes it was a stellar moment to mention non-believers as part of the mosaic of United States’ citizens.

Religionists will detect the blatant contradiction; that being, say, if you’re a Christian, just as an example, you would believe that being a ‘non-believer’ must be a sin because your bible and your pastor tell you it is a sin. So if a Christian’s belief does not include ‘non-belief’, then to recognize ‘non-believers’ (if you’re a Christian) is a sinful act and a ‘true’ Christian could never accept the denial of god’s supremacy … therefore, Obama is not a Christian or religious at all … he is a sceptic (as are the rest of us). His being a sceptic is part of his mass appeal and people are not aware of it.

This is why Obama is probably the most intellectual presidents ever to hold office.

Let’s hear it for the big ‘O’ …

I think the point of including “good people” on the list was the idea that God judges everyone — the good as well as the bad.

Apparently their god is an equal opportunity judge.

llewelly, cartoons like that always confuse me. I never know if they’re serious or satirical.

Is it just me or do those the majority of those epithets perfectly describe key figures in the Republican Party and the religious right? Definitely got Bush & Co, Pat Robertson and Ted Haggard covered anyway…

That sign has some pretty judgmental names.

TvTropes (linked) says it best, I think:

“If he were fictional, Jack Chick would be accused of being a Strawman Evangelical Christian. He can perhaps be described as “every negative Protestant stereotype made worse and then rolled together”.”

All signs point to him being completely serious, which is really rather depressing.