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Reader Anne Photoshopped the pic from last week to let the atheist bus take charge!
Are your captions any different now…?
Amazing shot, catching the Christian bus just as it ascends in the Rapture.
The Christian bus is hiding, & peeking over the atheist bus to see if God is coming.
The Christian bus is doing a wheelie due to the weight of all the Christians who fled to the back of the bus when they saw that scary, scary atheist bus ahead of them.
Bus driver Ron Heather said he was ‘shocked and horrified’:
Man refuses to drive ‘No God’ bus
Who are calling a fool, fool?
“Look Mommy, the buses are dancing!”
“Uh, Sally that’s how Mr. and Mrs. Bus make baby buses. Let’s go look at the giraffes and I’ll buy you some cotton candy.”
See, I told you that the Atheist bus would reciprocate. It’s only polite (not that this is the sort of situation one typically asks Miss Manners about).
“OK, Jesus-boy, why don’t you pray for a tow truck.”
Christianity: head up in the clouds. Atheism: tires firmly planted on earth.
I think that it’s important, as members of the reality-based community, and in the spirit of mock seriousness, to reject this fraudulent image outright.