You Will Never Get to “Saddleback”…

Posted on January 29, 2009 by Guest Contributor

Because you’re not a Christian teenager engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve your virginity.

I think you should get bonus points if you use the words Saddlebacking and Santorum in the same sentence.

But I have no desire to read that sentence.

(I suppose I should give a shout-out to Rick Warren for making this happen? But I’ll give it to Dan Savage, instead.)

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Woo! I met the cunning linguist a few years ago. He rules.

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  • SarahH

    You met Dan Savage!? I’m jealous, but since I met you, that puts me only two degrees from Dan Savage! Or is it one degree? If you know the person, does it make you zero or one degree from them? I never understood that game…

  • http://gaytheist.wordpress.com Reed Braden

    “But I have no desire to read that sentence.”

    Sigh. I have to do everything around here!

    My girlfriend and I used the A/V closet in the church’s youth centre to saddleback each other, but we accidentally got santorum all over the digital projector. So that’s why we can’t watch the Left Behind movie with Kirk Cameron this week.

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  • SarahH

    My girlfriend and I used the A/V closet in the church’s youth centre to saddleback each other, but we accidentally got santorum all over the digital projector. So that’s why we can’t watch the Left Behind movie with Kirk Cameron this week.

    Hmm, well that’s not ideal, as it involves an inadvertent but nonetheless positive outcome resulting from the saddlebacking. Try again!

  • http://lfab-uvm.blogspot.com/ C. L. Hanson

    I’m jealous! I’d love to meet him! (and you too, of course! ;) )

    Actually, I took him up on his promise that everyone who donates $50 to “no on proposition 8″ would get a personal reply from him, and I never got a reply. What’s up with that? Did anyone else write him a letter and get (or not get) a personal response?

  • Richard Wade

    “cunning linguist”? You are so bad. :)

  • http://perkyskeptic.blogspot.com/ The Perky Skeptic

    Reed Braden wins the internet!

  • Dallas

    What Richard Wade said.

  • http://www.banalleakage.com martymankins

    I admire Dan Savage and his unabashed fervor in defending his position in the media. Bravo 3 times.

    And what Richard Wade said, too. We had a radio station here in Utah that used to use that term a lot, only run more together when spoken. ;-)

  • Geoff

    You linked to Dan Savages blog and I went there. Why did you link it? I spent as long as I felt able looking for anything worth reading. I enjoy your blog, but his is basically boring: no interest at all.

  • Gabriel

    Shouldn’t you say that you can’t go back to saddleback again?

  • Erik

    Along those lines, tshirt hell is closing this week, so it’s the last chance to get this related shirt:
    http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a429/a429_bm.gif

    (maybe NSFW)