Products from a Conservative Christian Pharmacy

Posted on February 9, 2009 by Guest Contributor

I take it you can find these at the same pharmacies where they don’t dispense birth control and morning-after pills for “moral” reasons:

mosesmaxi



noahdino



condemns

There are more products where those came from courtesy of Derek Walborn at CollegeHumor.com.

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  • Boštjan

    What is that on the last picture. Bishop kissing a woman.Maybe that means that they have been aprooved and tested by roman clergyman

  • Nancy

    Wouldn’t Noah’s Animal Cookies be funnier if the banner said “Now With Dinosaurs!”?
    All three are funny though!

  • http://cupcakesandmace.com Ms Constantine

    OMG Red Sea barriers! That’s fantastic.

  • «bønez_brigade»

    The Roman-tested wood glue gave me almost as many lulz as the hymen-safe Red Sea barriers.

  • «bønez_brigade»

    BTW, on the box o’ condos (/penis sleeves), the Bible verse is only (part of) verse 11 from Job 31 (and is from the New Living Translation, FWIW)…

  • Wes

    The rest are funny too. “Crucifix-it” had me crackin’ up. :D

  • http://inevitableconflict.blogspot.com DB

    Lmao, that made my day. Derek Walborn is awesome for coming up with these!

  • http://sublime-depravity.blogspot.com/ Darius Whiteplume

    Those are hilarious. Thanks for posting.

    Sublime Depravity
    Adventures in Nerdliness

  • http://www.derekwalborn.com Derek

    I wondered where all the extra web site traffic was coming from! I’m glad you guys dig these since you’re more or less the target audience for this sort of thing.

    Thanks!

  • http://www.dorela.com dorela

    Those are funny, thanks for share..