Jesus Wouldn’t Have This Dilemma

But it is amusing watching someone else have it…

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  • mikespeir

    I don’t get it.

  • Kate

    Jesus was a man. Hence, Jesus would’ve gone to the men’s bathroom. The person in the cartoon is a woman. Her bracelet says “what would Jesus do?” Meaning, which bathroom would he go in?

  • Oh my gosh that’s fantastic.

  • Well Jesus, reportedly having male genitalia, would probably choose the door to the left. That’s what Jesus would do.

  • Luther Weeks

    Holy S**t. What else could he dodo?

  • Skeptimal

    *Did* Jesus urinate?

  • It took a second. Very funny.

  • Bradley King

    Don’t forget the SMBC post-comic that he puts in the red dot mouseover to the lower right.

  • mikespeir

    Well, that actually occurred to me, Kate (and others), but I said to myself, “Nah, that can’t be it!”

  • David D.G.

    Jesus would take the door on the right, since it shows the image of a man wearing a robe. So as long as she’s wearing a dress or skirt, she should do the same thing. QED.

    ~David D.G.

  • Ooooh.
    I thought this was about transgender people having to choose restrooms.

  • She should consult Deuteronomy, it is quite clear 😉

    23:12 Thou shalt have a place also without the camp, whither thou shalt go forth abroad:
    23:13 And thou shalt have a paddle upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease thyself abroad, thou shalt dig therewith, and shalt turn back and cover that which cometh from thee:

  • cathy

    This is an old joke in Philosophy of Ethics, except it has to do with a courtroom instead. The person with the WWJD bracelet is on the stand. The attorney says “Please state your name for the court” and the WWJD person says “Jesus.”