My Birthday Wish

It’s my birthday (yay!) and with all the Speech Team stuff going on, I haven’t had time to plan any sort of celebration. That, and it’s not really a big deal to turn 26. (It was much cooler last year when I turned 25 on the 25th.)

Just for your amusement, though, here’s me sometime during my first year or so:


I was a stud back then, too…

Anyway, if you’re so inclined to get me a present… it would be wonderful if you could make a $26 donation to the Secular Student Alliance. Every bit helps. Plus, it’s cheaper than buying me a new car. (Hint, hint, parents.)

As an added incentive, if you make a contribution, you will be entered in a random drawing to receive your choice of an atheist necklace, courtesy of Surly-Ramics:



(You can buy your own necklace here!)

If you still desire to buy me another present after you make your generous donation, I *totally* want these:


(Pic via sgoralnick. Thanks to John for the link!)

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  • Duke York

    Happy Birthday!

  • JD

    Hey, you and my brother both! Happy Birthday!

  • geru

    You look kinda like you had some emo-phase going on in the picture, clenching your little fists because your parents made you wear that conformist doggy shirt. :)

    Happy birthday!

  • Sock

    As an economic victim of the war in Iraq, I have no money with which to buy you a gift. So. I will instead wish you a happy birthday.

    Happy Birthday Hemant!

  • Joseph R.

    Happy B-day Hemant! I only have one question. Do you still wear eye liner?

  • JTorch

    Happy birthday. It was mine yesterday, as well.

  • Wes

    Is it just my screen, or were you purple back then?

    Anyways, happy birthday! 😀

  • J Myers

    Happy birthday! I like the pic–you looked delicious as a baby.

  • mikespeir

    Happy birthday!

    My suggestion is that you find a wife. Then you could have a baby of your own. Of course, considering your reputation here, I’m not sure any woman would leave you alone with one.

  • geru

    “Is it just my screen, or were you purple back then?”

    Aren’t all atheists born purple? That’s how they can tell apart Christian babies from atheist babies. :)

  • Sandra

    Happy Birthday!
    I agree with J Myers… looks like you would have been a tasty little morsel.

  • David D.G.

    Happy Birthday, Hemant!

    ~David D.G.

  • Andrew C.

    You have the same birthday as George Harrison. I’m jealous.

  • llewelly

    Yum, yum yum. Nice, fat, healthy and ready for the pot. Let me fix up a nice honey glaze for that delicious –
    Oh, wait, that’s YOU?!?
    Er. Sorry Sir. Didn’t mean it. Really, I didn’t.

  • Spurs Fan

    Hey Hemant — Happy Birthday! And thanks for the site — it’s been a blessing (yikes)…from you of course.

  • Craig

    Happy Birthday Hemant.
    It appears you were skeptical from a very young age. :-)

    And you want really hairy legs for your birthday!?

  • Ron Gold

    Happy birthday! And on Ash Wednesday too.

  • Nixxy

    holy shit! My birthday was yesterday and friend’s birthday was the day before! At this rate, the whole week’s going to be filled with birthdays of people I know.

    Happy Birthday!

  • Josha

    Happy Birthday Hemant! Thanks for the website :)

  • JohnFrost

    Hey hey! Atheists for February birthdays! Mine is today, or I would buy you a present. Seriously.

  • Paulmond

    Happy birthday, Hemant. We love the site.

  • postsimian

    awww, I just want to pinch your chubby little cheeks!

  • Clare

    Happy Birthday! I’m a February baby too. \o/