It’s definitely one way for atheists to follow Christ:
Bad news for us: Jesus is already on Twitter. However, he stopped updating months ago. Not sure what that means…
Appears we’ve been left behind.
Quick, go check who else hasn’t been updating. They must have been taken up. Which means their stuff is unguarded.
Heh, not the first time he’s stopped communicating with us.
This reminds me of the post a few months ago with the link to “ask-jesus.com” or something like that.
After a brief non-response to my question, they stopped communicating unless I paid for a membership. I think they’re out of business now.
I was going to follow him, but I hated to mess up his followers #s.
And he’s got 666 followers… Hmmm…
Jesus probably stopped updating once he got to 666 followers.
And now for a grammar question.
Seems I remember from high school something about the subjunctive that would require “if he were on Twitter” rather than “if he was on Twitter.”
Anyone remmeber the grammatical rule on this?
He probably stopped updating b/c the Wifi went out in heaven or something.
I am following both Almighty God and Jesus_Christ on Twitter!
It’s worse than that. I hear they still use dial-up in heaven.