Comments on: I Get It. Your Penises Are Large. http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2009/03/02/i-get-it-your-penises-are-large/ by Hemant Mehta Tue, 14 Feb 2012 12:35:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 By: TXatheist http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2009/03/02/i-get-it-your-penises-are-large/#comment-278585 TXatheist Wed, 04 Mar 2009 20:04:32 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=9176#comment-278585 Actually the reason most Texas men drive full size pickups is because they are insecure. Do mess with Texass Actually the reason most Texas men drive full size pickups is because they are insecure. Do mess with Texass

]]> By: MMM http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2009/03/02/i-get-it-your-penises-are-large/#comment-278582 MMM Wed, 04 Mar 2009 19:54:21 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=9176#comment-278582 Hmmmmmmmm, Could god makes his/her penis/breasts so large that he/she could not move it/them? ........brings a new meaning to the "big bang' theory of the origin of the universe....... Hmmmmmmmm,

Could god makes his/her penis/breasts so large that he/she could not move it/them?

……..brings a new meaning to the “big bang’ theory of the origin of the universe…….

]]> By: Ed http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2009/03/02/i-get-it-your-penises-are-large/#comment-278337 Ed Wed, 04 Mar 2009 07:30:30 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=9176#comment-278337 <blockquote>Guys, guys.. It’s not about the size of their penises. It’s about the size of GOD’S PENIS.</blockquote> <blockquote>I contend that if God does exist, she has no penis.</blockquote> So it's about the size of her vagina then? Wait a minute! Why are we talking about the size of hypothetical genitalia? Let's just say they compensating for everything they lack, i.e. common sense, respect for others, and the altruism their religion claims to be teaching.

Guys, guys.. It’s not about the size of their penises. It’s about the size of GOD’S PENIS.

I contend that if God does exist, she has no penis.

So it’s about the size of her vagina then? Wait a minute! Why are we talking about the size of hypothetical genitalia?

Let’s just say they compensating for everything they lack, i.e. common sense, respect for others, and the altruism their religion claims to be teaching.

]]> By: Dave http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2009/03/02/i-get-it-your-penises-are-large/#comment-278089 Dave Tue, 03 Mar 2009 20:55:20 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=9176#comment-278089 I say they're compensating for something. I say they’re compensating for something.

]]> By: Tracy http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2009/03/02/i-get-it-your-penises-are-large/#comment-278083 Tracy Tue, 03 Mar 2009 20:30:33 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=9176#comment-278083 I contend that if God does exist, she has no penis. I contend that if God does exist, she has no penis.

]]> By: BaS http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2009/03/02/i-get-it-your-penises-are-large/#comment-278080 BaS Tue, 03 Mar 2009 20:24:09 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=9176#comment-278080 Guys, guys.. It's not about the size of their penises. It's about the size of GOD'S PENIS. Guys, guys.. It’s not about the size of their penises. It’s about the size of GOD’S PENIS.

]]> By: Shawn http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2009/03/02/i-get-it-your-penises-are-large/#comment-278034 Shawn Tue, 03 Mar 2009 18:33:07 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=9176#comment-278034 The thing that gets me about this: Texas <a href="http://www.crossministries.net/" rel="nofollow">already has the largest cross</a>. I discovered that one as my wife and I drove across the country on Route 40 almost ten years ago. Seeing the top of the thing beginning to rise above the horizon when not expecting it makes for a very creepy experience. The thing that gets me about this: Texas already has the largest cross. I discovered that one as my wife and I drove across the country on Route 40 almost ten years ago. Seeing the top of the thing beginning to rise above the horizon when not expecting it makes for a very creepy experience.

]]> By: Polly http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2009/03/02/i-get-it-your-penises-are-large/#comment-278029 Polly Tue, 03 Mar 2009 18:13:48 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=9176#comment-278029 <blockquote>Do these fucks even bother to read the words their saviour said?</blockquote> Definitely. Matthew 26:7-11 <blockquote>7 a woman came to him with an alabaster jar of very expensive perfume, which she poured on his head as he was reclining at the table. 8 When the disciples saw this, they were indignant. "Why this waste?" they asked. 9 <strong>"This perfume could have been sold at a high price and the money given to the poor." </strong> 10 Aware of this, Jesus said to them, "Why are you bothering this woman? She has done a beautiful thing to me. 11 <strong>The poor you will always have with you, but you will not always have me</strong>.</blockquote> and Mark 12:42 <blockquote>42But a poor widow came and put in two very small copper coins,[j]worth only a fraction of a penny.[k] 43Calling his disciples to him, Jesus said, "I tell you the truth, this poor widow has put more into the treasury than all the others. 44They all gave out of their wealth; but she, out of her poverty, put in everything—<strong>all she had to live on</strong>."</blockquote> Remember this is written in order to COMMEND her action and presumably it's to be taken as an example.

Do these fucks even bother to read the words their saviour said?

Definitely.
Matthew 26:7-11

7 a woman came to him with an alabaster jar of very expensive perfume, which she poured on his head as he was reclining at the table.
8 When the disciples saw this, they were indignant. “Why this waste?” they asked. 9 “This perfume could have been sold at a high price and the money given to the poor.”
10 Aware of this, Jesus said to them, “Why are you bothering this woman? She has done a beautiful thing to me. 11 The poor you will always have with you, but you will not always have me.

and Mark 12:42

42But a poor widow came and put in two very small copper coins,[j]worth only a fraction of a penny.[k]
43Calling his disciples to him, Jesus said, “I tell you the truth, this poor widow has put more into the treasury than all the others. 44They all gave out of their wealth; but she, out of her poverty, put in everything—all she had to live on.”

Remember this is written in order to COMMEND her action and presumably it’s to be taken as an example.

]]> By: Amy http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2009/03/02/i-get-it-your-penises-are-large/#comment-278019 Amy Tue, 03 Mar 2009 17:40:40 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=9176#comment-278019 We live a few miles away from Sagemont. Unfortunately my husband has to drive by the huge cross everyday and will soon be driving by two! The cross is REALLY brightly lit at night so you can't miss it. It bothers some homeowners in the neighborhood next to the church due to the brightness coming through their windows at night. It would have been nice if the church put that money towards Ike recovery, which is still much needed. We live a few miles away from Sagemont. Unfortunately my husband has to drive by the huge cross everyday and will soon be driving by two! The cross is REALLY brightly lit at night so you can’t miss it. It bothers some homeowners in the neighborhood next to the church due to the brightness coming through their windows at night. It would have been nice if the church put that money towards Ike recovery, which is still much needed.

]]> By: Allytude http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2009/03/02/i-get-it-your-penises-are-large/#comment-278013 Allytude Tue, 03 Mar 2009 17:25:51 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=9176#comment-278013 How about if we collected money and gave it to the homeless in the name of the FSM? How about if we collected money and gave it to the homeless in the name of the FSM?

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