From a high school reader from a small town in North Dakota:
In my English class, we’re supposed to write a persuasive paper. I’ve decided to “persuade” my religious teacher, religious classmates, and religious school that God is a theory… I know my paper is going to cause quite a commotion,so I want it to be as factual as possible. Do you have any main arguments that I could present, or have an idea for a good way to start my paper off?
What advice would you give?
And I’m sure commenters can come up with some fantastic opening lines…
***Update***: The text of the paper that was eventually turned in can be found in the comments! Thanks to everyone for their help.