From the Mouths of Fundamentalist Christians

All text from the following video was taken directly from “online Christian fundamentalist forums.”

And by that, I believe they’re referring to Fundies Say the Darndest Things.

The actors definitely got the smugness down…

The best bit begins at the 2:10 mark.

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  • Pseudonym

    This could also be called “From the Mouths of People On Internet Forums”.

    I mean, have you READ the comments on YouTube?

  • The Angry Philistine

    That was a thing of beauty. I wish it was more unusual but we all hear things like this at least 2 or 3 times a week if we frequent the blogs and forums.

  • hoverFrog

    Ah the stupidity! A fine compilation.

  • Iason Ouabache

    FSTDT: Best site ever.

    Present site excluded, of course.

  • Jared

    I loved the part about Deoxyribonucleic acid, makes me wonder how some people come to the most insane conclusions about things.

  • cassiek

    I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry. I can’t wait to show this to my 22 year old atheist son and my atheist husband.

  • Sanguinity

    Oh, my! We have been TOTALLY FAILING to do all the cool stuff atheists get to do!

  • AnonyMouse

    I ran into the “If Atheists Ruled the World” skit elsewhere, and I have to say that it was completely inaccurate and more than a little insulting. I would not let two gay men have sex in my bed so that I could watch. They would be bisexual men and I would be in on it. And we wouldn’t burn the Christian, we would barbecue and eat him. Geeze, guys, can’t you get anything right?

  • Darwin’s Dagger

    Hey, where are my hookers and pot?

  • Eric

    That one was actually a Poe. I know the person who made that comment and it was very much sarcastic.

  • Mriana

    lol They have no clue what atheist values are. Obviously they don’t know any atheists and have a complete and total stereotype. I’m not sure if I should laugh or be insulted.

  • Marcus

    I laughed so hard I coughed up a lung. This video just made my entire day :)